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Had a tinder "date" last night. Shit was just awkward the entire time. She lives right over a state border, and I live right on the other side, so it was maybe a 10 minute drive. Plus she had a bunny, so that was pretty cool.

She said she wasn't interested in a hookup or anything, which I was fine with, sex isn't everything. We saw the bunny for a bit, then she started talking about her abusive ex boyfriend she was with for like 2 years (she did not shut the fuck up about it).

She lives in a fairly sketchy place too, so that didn't help the situation. At one point, a car drives by and shined a flashlight through the window I was sitting by. The flashlight was turned off right after that. Then she continued talking about her ex boyfriend.

I held through for 3 hours of that shit. It was the most uncomfortable I have ever been in my life. Eventually she said her friend texted her about having boyfriend issues and invited herself over to stay the night there, so she basically said "you might as well go, I don't think you want to deal with a crying 16 year old"

So I went to my car and left. I drove as fast as I could back to my apartment. Then I was telling my roommate about it, and he was like "I think you need some alcohol after that shit", so I took a couple shots of vodka.

Shit was fucking weird guys.

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  • 11
    She probably the same type of person to bitch at you if you talked about yourself too much.

    Woah woah woah. Hold the fuck up: she's 16? You better be 18 or 19 at most lmao. And even then that's fucking jail bait lol
  • 6
    @Stuxnet Yup! I always remember to call you when in doubt. You can't risk much since you're twelve and a half (:D)
  • 6
    @Stuxnet Her friend was 16, the girl is 18..at least I think. She had graduation pictures hung up and shit
  • 8
    Id say U dodged a bullet there my man. Have another shot from me as well. Cheers!
  • 5
    @infernalempress Sure she tinders and doesn't want sex. That was a test for you, and you failed it!

    You had two options at that point - making fun of her or just leaving (she might have gotten you back, cf. the bazar negotiation trick).

    That you seriously stayed and watched some shit basically meant she could abuse you as emo dumpster because you had already proven you're too weak for anything else.
  • 11
    Not just a red flag, this performance got the marching band, cheerleaders and everything
  • 2
    But she had a bunny though. Just saying.
  • 0
    @Fast-Nop Define weak tho, had I been him I would have probably done the same for the sake of courtesy, just saying :/ Not saying I'd like it tho lmao
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