Being replaced by a machine.

..that you made yourself and gained you significant amounts of money

If you, as a dev, get replaced by a machine, this industry really aint for you

@12bitfloat No no I don’t mean like that lol! I’m just saying (in the distant distant future) AI could replace even us.
I try to stay optimistic though :)

Working with business guys, I write something random and they come up with a business case around it.

Step 3 - profit.

@12bitfloat machine may replace me, butt they still can't fart as well as me.

Try having a 7 1/2 inch c*ck thats about 50% thicker than the average guys and thinking you're hot shit in highschool, and then learning every girl in existence owns a dildo and now no longer gives a shit about your slightly above average girth.

Replaced by rubber vibrating schlongs and the sybian orgasmo death machines. Feels bad man. :'(

Also would make an amazing 1930s scifi horror short story name.

@Wisecrack Weird flex

@12bitfloat

But is it a flex if no one gives a shit.

Highschool: Lots of action

*reaches adult hood*

Adulthood: as dry as the sahara desert up in this bitch.

It went from '60 to 0' in the span of one year. Old standard was: big dick and abs? Lets fuck.

Now it's: big paycheck..and abs? Lets fuck.

And I'm older so 1. no more abs, and 2. more bills so my paychecks smaller.

At least I can look down into my swimtrunks and remember the good old days. Like an unused rifle put on a mantle by a crazy ass vietnam vet.

"I remember the days of shooting slant eyed commies, and shooting IN slant eyed commie poon! Ah, youth!"