The inventors of PHP and WordPress should be executed for heinous crimes against humanity.

JS -> SS?

How can you not see this?

I think back in uni someone mentioned the guy who came up with php only meant to use it as helper script language. That doesnt sound like there was an intent to ascend on corpses of enemy coders. Maybe he could be spared?

https://m.youtube.com/watch/...

Watch the first ten to twenty minutes of this.

TL;DW PHP only exists for the next three months

PHP ❤

PHP <3

@Codex404 never thought the guy that made php was actually a reasonable human being that intended to create something clearly well structured. We should execute instead the people that compromised his vision. PHP could've been something truly great and human lazyness made it into the abomination it is today.