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I fucking hate it when Java programmers hate on Python programmers! They believe Java is superb while Python is flawed. They talk about speed, speed, speed and speed!

Java programmers, why do you guys behave like assholes?

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  • 17
    The tech community (and all of life for that matter) is full of opinionated assholes.

    Just ignore it and get on with life lol
  • 1
    @Stuxnet I really find Java programmers annoying
  • 16
    You could make peace and have fun together looking down on WordPress devs.
  • 2
    @Fast-Nop There are WordPress Developers who are really good with PHP. It'd be bad to stereotype all WP developers as wannabes.
  • 3
    Java is better for my use-cases. Python is better for your use-cases.

    I won't be jamming Java down your thoat for your use-cases if you don't start bragging how Python is an almighty tool and I should be using it instead.

    As simple as that.
  • 1
    Because python is fucking awful and the main reason is not speed
  • 3
    @tekashi You're probably one of em
  • 1
    The same reason why most people Hate ios and like Android
    Hate android and like ios
  • 0
    @Drekel Yeah, a free world
  • 8
    People in general are opinionated assholes.
    And honestly they do basically every single thing wrong. Try not to listen to them.
  • 7
    I don't even get why someone would identify by the language he is currently using. I just use what's best for the task at hand and is understood by the people in my team.
  • 2
    @ShotgunSurgeon shhhhh logic bad, my favorite language good!
  • 2
    Because speed, speed and speed.

    Just kidding dude. I'm myself a Python programmer, and I don't give a flying duck to what anyone says!

    But yeah, my next job is as Java Developer xD
  • 1
    I don't give a shit bout speed in this case, as C# is literally java but faster
    But as long as anonymous functions (lambdas) aren't allowed to span multiple lines, no restrictions will convince me that Python supports clarity.
  • 1
    My work requires me to work with both Java and Python and I've created lots of amalgamated pieces of code using Java and Python. To me, a combination is the best of both worlds. It's the simplicity of writing Python scripts quickly and the speed of java codes working. I don't get why people with the knowledge of one judge the other and pile up unnecessary hate.
  • 0
    Haskell be lyke: da fuck kids?
  • 0
    @Root I agree with you.@volttide 😂
  • 0
    @BarakaShuzuko So you don't want to stereotype all WP developers, but have no problem with doing that with Java developers?A bit hypocritical.
  • 1
    @Stuxnet damn, you're a pirate now! 😄
  • 2
    @Makenshi Everyone really should avoid WordPress, though. It's a security and performance nightmare.
  • 2
    @Root It has become worse with Gutenberg that makes it even MORE difficult to make a properly structured website, just like all sitebuilder crap since the days of Frontpage.

    I can't tell you how happy I was and continue to be that I didn't trust WP for my web project. Everything I feared would have come true. It's so pleasing to see shit unfold as casual bystander. :-)
  • 2
    @Fast-Nop It makes me sad whenever my predictions for things like that come true.
  • 1
    @Root Well not when that was the reason for a better decision. I guess everyone who has gone for one or another SSG instead of WP is laughing as well.
  • 0
    @tekashi what's the main reason?
  • 2
    @Fast-Nop Not what I meant. It makes me sad when I can predict exactly how things go to shit, and then watch it happen.

    It's good to dodge bullets like that, though.
  • 0
    @andreas83 unextendable ast
  • 1
    @Root Aaalways look on the briiight side of dev *whistle* ;-)
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