Just bought OnePlus 7
Had OnePlus 3T for two years. Am I changing phones to often?

99 little bugs in my code,
99 little bugs in my code,
Take one down, patch it around,
100 little bugs in my code.

Worth a look... It's an interesting project.
https://github.com/rochacbruno/...

Why I love to code?
I just love being mentally challenged.

Well...

Around 2 years ago, I had first discovered DevRant.

I was an intern in a startup then, and I was working on ElasticSearch. I remember making rants about it. The internship ended. So did my relationship with ElasticSearch.

This week, a new intern joined our organisation (a different organisation). He was assigned the task of deploying ElasticSearch, with me as his mentor. All was going good, we migrated data from MongoDB to ElasticSearch and all.

Back then, I used to curse the team lead (leading a team of interns mostly), for not helping me properly...

I wanted a publicly accessible dashboard, since we can't really see the Kibana dashboard with SSH :P... So, we implemented user authentication using X-Pack security. And here we are, stuck... Again... I'm unable to help the intern. The World has come to a full circle.

PS: I have to just guide him while doing my own User Stories.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions...

I was in second year of University when I joined the internship, I knew the business idea sucks and he wouldn't be able to carry out the operations either. Little did I know that I will work with the dumbest team ever, literally, the dumbest.

So, the major chunk of the software was outsourced to a consultancy. I was a tech intern, and we were developing an Android App that will save your parking location, let you reserve locations and all etc.

I knew I have stepped on a wrong turf, but again, I had nothing better to do that summer. So, for a very meager stipend, I said yes to a very stupid project. Let the stupidity flow...

~ The boss, had quit his job for this dumb idea with no funding, no team, nothing.

~ He was pursuing a certification course in Android Development from somewhere, where their final project will be a calculator!

~ He had little to no tech skills, hardly knew Java but was leading an Android App Dev project in Java. He had little to no managerial, marketing or sales skills either.

~ For a brief period, I had to work along with the consultancy guys to ramp up their work. They would take backups in a USB drive every evening, and share each others code using the same. VCS died a painful death that day.

~ They hardly wrote functions, rather, wrote very long code in the main (onCreate) function. Code style died of cancer.

~ They couldn't compress an image before sending it to a server. I had to do it for them.

~ Had no concept of creating utility classes.

And best of all,
~ Wrote 20 cases (switch case) with the same code! Instead of using a loop...

When my colleague was given a MacBook to work on 😂

alias vi="nano"

End of the war.

This one cracked me up...

I declared it a Heisenbug!

So, basically I was starting multiple threads...
I was getting a list index out of range on line 268 which was a dict. Strange.
36 hours later, a lot of changes, I was still having the same error whatever I put on line 268, log, try, but when I got it on a comment... I lost it.
Restarted Pycharm.
Reset the branch to remote.
Everything worked fine.
Fuuuuuuuuuuu

-> Had to remap all api endpoints on the backend...
-> The system architect raised a critical bug, saying he can't delete reports from the GUI even though the back-end is returning HTTP 200 (for now, say we also save some sort of reports in our DB)...
-> While remapping, I had returned get in the delete call xD
-> He thanked me for not doing the other way round, delete function in get call xD

Open terminal.
Type:
`while true; do bash; done`
Ask your colleague to exit bash.

I plan on going to office on time... I generally reach after 10:30, timing mentioned on my offer letter was 9:00.
So, waking up has never been an issue.
But I wake up, lay on my bed doing nothing... Sit on my bed doing nothing... Does everything in ultra slow motion...
And regardless of how I early I wake up I'm always late. Ugh.

Ughhh... I know how to, cant be fit.

Just visited a relative whose flat number was: 404!
As anti-climatic as it could get, I could easily find it 😜🤷🏻‍♂️

Sorry for poor editing...
The sprint hasn't ended yet because of just one user story...

How do I see Software dev evolving?
This devrant post...

UI development is like...
Solving a jigsaw puzzle...
In pitch dark...

I wanna `rm -rf *.life`
Working on GUI (Angular) is that frustrating to me.
I don't know why I'm so bad with UI.

I found a //TODO in our companies code that's there since early 2016.

The company was founded in early 2016.

Everyone in my company prefers solving git issues rather than `rm -rf` & `git clone`

Feels like I'm working with a team of geniuses. 😂

"Coding se darr nahi lagta Sahab, Unit Tests likhne se lagta"

"Coding doesn't scare me Sir, writing Unit Tests does"

As a fresher, UTs scare me.

git blame someone-else

https://github.com/jayphelps/...

Android Studio is faster than your brain.

A couple of my friends failed to answer the correct output for this.
I have been working on Python since a month, they have, for months and years.
I am so depressed right now.

A colleague's story...
"I named this branch after my girlfriend at the time, so that I could check her out at my will. I texted her about this, she was not amused..."

Saw a website having an image with resulution `4828x3265`, as the background, that too in a slider with multiple images that densities that high.

When I first joined my company as a fresher, and learnt Shell, someone suggested me to write a script, which would be useful to me as well as help me learn, that would pull code from all the projects that the company has.

Today, the other fresher, asked me for it (he learnt shell after me)... So I shared it on github. I know its kinda stupid :P
https://github.com/AseedUsmani/...
Reviews?

The hardest part in my job these days is thinking commit and PR messages :/
I believe my code and commits and PRs are always self explanatory, the company doesn't agree apparently.