alias vi="nano"

End of the war.

This one cracked me up...

I declared it a Heisenbug!

So, basically I was starting multiple threads...
I was getting a list index out of range on line 268 which was a dict. Strange.
36 hours later, a lot of changes, I was still having the same error whatever I put on line 268, log, try, but when I got it on a comment... I lost it.
Restarted Pycharm.
Reset the branch to remote.
Everything worked fine.
Fuuuuuuuuuuu

-> Had to remap all api endpoints on the backend...
-> The system architect raised a critical bug, saying he can't delete reports from the GUI even though the back-end is returning HTTP 200 (for now, say we also save some sort of reports in our DB)...
-> While remapping, I had returned get in the delete call xD
-> He thanked me for not doing the other way round, delete function in get call xD

Open terminal.
Type:
`while true; do bash; done`
Ask your colleague to exit bash.

I plan on going to office on time... I generally reach after 10:30, timing mentioned on my offer letter was 9:00.
So, waking up has never been an issue.
But I wake up, lay on my bed doing nothing... Sit on my bed doing nothing... Does everything in ultra slow motion...
And regardless of how I early I wake up I'm always late. Ugh.

Ughhh... I know how to, cant be fit.

Just visited a relative whose flat number was: 404!
As anti-climatic as it could get, I could easily find it 😜🤷🏻‍♂️

Sorry for poor editing...
The sprint hasn't ended yet because of just one user story...

How do I see Software dev evolving?
This devrant post...

UI development is like...
Solving a jigsaw puzzle...
In pitch dark...

I wanna `rm -rf *.life`
Working on GUI (Angular) is that frustrating to me.
I don't know why I'm so bad with UI.

I found a //TODO in our companies code that's there since early 2016.

The company was founded in early 2016.

Everyone in my company prefers solving git issues rather than `rm -rf` & `git clone`

Feels like I'm working with a team of geniuses. 😂

"Coding se darr nahi lagta Sahab, Unit Tests likhne se lagta"

"Coding doesn't scare me Sir, writing Unit Tests does"

As a fresher, UTs scare me.

git blame someone-else

https://github.com/jayphelps/...

Android Studio is faster than your brain.

A couple of my friends failed to answer the correct output for this.
I have been working on Python since a month, they have, for months and years.
I am so depressed right now.

A colleague's story...
"I named this branch after my girlfriend at the time, so that I could check her out at my will. I texted her about this, she was not amused..."

Saw a website having an image with resulution `4828x3265`, as the background, that too in a slider with multiple images that densities that high.

When I first joined my company as a fresher, and learnt Shell, someone suggested me to write a script, which would be useful to me as well as help me learn, that would pull code from all the projects that the company has.

Today, the other fresher, asked me for it (he learnt shell after me)... So I shared it on github. I know its kinda stupid :P
https://github.com/AseedUsmani/...
Reviews?

The hardest part in my job these days is thinking commit and PR messages :/
I believe my code and commits and PRs are always self explanatory, the company doesn't agree apparently.

The worst task I get as a fresher is to go through the code, most it which isn't properly commented upon, let alone documented.

True that~~

An application to customise boot loader screen (GRUB) for Linux Users https://github.com/AseedUsmani/...
Clone the repository.
Run the app using `sudo ./GReza`.

Please star the repo, both mine and the one I forked from :p

Quick question: If you install only Linux (say Ubuntu), and boot your system, do you still see bootloader screen with options to choose where to boot from (Ubuntu/Advanced Ubuntu) like we get when we have dual boot, or does it boot directly?

A few months back, I was having the last few days of my college / university. Already had a job offer, wasn't fond of attending classes, so I had not much to do. I had been a student placement coordinator, and a few of other student coordinators along with the University Placement Cell decided to overhaul the current placement structure with a new, more efficient one. So, they asked whether I could take interviews (along with a few others) for new placement coordinators, who'd take over the following year, making the existing posts null and void.

So, I was interviewing a 2nd year girl for the technical team. In her form, she had mentioned that she'd been an executive member of the programming club of our University, founded the previous year, was peaking in terms of popularity among other clubs.

I found it strange, and during the interview, I kept pushing it until she accepted that she was just a member and not an executive member.

Then, I asked, do you know Bugs Buggy (name changed)... She said, yes, he is the founder of that club. I said, I am, Bugs Buggy.

Felt thug life B)

Devrant website UI is so fucking cool! Man I so love it! <3
(the last time I used it on a browser was almost 1 year ago, when it had the mobile-app kinda UI)

It kinda overshadows the mobile app UI. Wish I had more time off from my job and could work on the mobile UI for android.

What music do you prefer while writing / reviewing codes, that is, when you do not need immense concentration and can afford to listen to music?

I generally open a playlist of any band I like on youtube.

Last night I was gaming online, thought I'd turn on MAC filter on my router. Mistyped my own MAC Address 😥