What is your faaavorite Software Development methodology?

Scrum, Kanban, ..

Vacation.

In an ideal world, it would be waterfall.

Zerg rush.

JFDI

Just fucking do it

Ad Hoc usually gets it done but Spray and Pray is more fun

@Root :D

@cafecortado Indeed.

@cafecortado Exactly !! Hate all these Agile terminologies. Things that are good for long term like writing clever code is down-prioritized in favor of closing tickets on JIRA.

I'm the only one writing code at the job, and the only person to understand there are more then 2 ways to get to a destination. Mulling over what methodology to use is not appreciated because it takes time, so my favourite method is Fire, Forget, and Reforge the whole thing from scratch when people know what the fuck they actually want.