Never google "man" command!
I was looking for "man touch" and the result was "3 Ways to Touch a Guy - wikiHow" :|

So, did you learn how to touch the man? Don't leave us hanging

Share your wisdom.

@alexbrooklyn, @Creep did you know when you kiss a guy on the cheek, you should let your lips just graze the side of his cheek, and you should not give him a wet, sloppy kiss?

@rutee07 how is that racist? I mean, I do like me some sloppy cheek kisses with hardcore moaning.

@rutee07 Check it out:
"Touch the inside of the guy's ear with the very tip of your tongue. After you do that, you can gently blow in the guy's ear to drive him crazy." :D

Damnit guys, stop fueling sexual fantasies while we're still in lockdown

@yakooza Depends of the kind of guy.

@yakooza

I always find it funny how glossy magazines aimed at women give ridiculous seduction tips.

"Use your teeth to squeeze his ballsack"

No. Just... no.

If you want to treat a man to something he likes... Just ask, you know. Although the answer might be something along the lines of "How's your gag reflex?"

@bittersweet when 50 Shades of Grey was big, I remember there was a Cosmo tip that was to basically "stab your man with a fork."

@sweetnothings

My top 3 results

https://linuxjm.osdn.jp/html/...

https://shutterstock.com/image-phot...

https://urbandictionary.com/define....

I guess Google is as confused about me as I am about myself.

@sweetnothings I mostly use DuckDuckGo. At least thats the best excuse! :D

@sweetnothings Try https://pornhub.com/video/search/...

@projektaquarius

I always wonder what would happen if the genders were reversed on that.

Men's Health issue 983:

"Tease your girlfriend in to a sexy mood by poking her with a corkscrew"

"How to pleasure your wife: Never ask for consent, just lick her armpits whenever she comes home from the gym"

The last time I read a cosmo at the dentist, I honestly felt a bit dirty. Such sexist trash.

@Jilano :)

"gnu man <term>"

@sweetnothings

Hmm when I search for "cocoa" it gives me a YouTube video for a mocha latte, Minecraft wiki, and OSX development.

I don't use OSX, but other than that, I guess it does understand me pretty well.

I get an entire page of linux results.

@sweetnothings Im all for it! Lets make it a campaign! Google common developer terms and share the irrelevant funny results. Of course, don't forget a hashtag so others can find your rant. I personally like #RealWordMistake.

@Null0x90 Then you can change the degree of its gender by "less man" or "more man" and even have "bat man" :D

Lol. I googled “strip” function in python. Google gave me locations of all the strip clubs in my area.

Don't tell us what you got on "man unzip".

Just do $man man 😂