How can we learn programming?

by learning to use the resources the internet has to offer.

Lesson no. 1 if you got a question ask google or youtube

thumb in butthole

Bruh, how the fuck do you get here before a Google search??

by killing a 40 year old virgin and boiling its blood in a 220 year old PHP programmer's skull that hasn't been touched by either sunlight or water for the last 50 years. Then you must drink 17 drops of that blood in a full moon and immediately fuck a male wolf.

from what I've heard that's pretty much the only way..

Who is 'we?'

I learned programming by reading magazines and books, then applying what I had read as soon as I could. Of course I was a teen back then, and had time for it.

I am wondering
HOW THA FUCK DID YOU FIND THIS PLATFORM!!!!!!

You can't, it's an ancient art passed down by generations of processors and RAM sticks.

@SomeNone So here is my “We”Theory.

It feels like she/he is in a computer science class at the Hyderabad Institute of Technology where his parents bribed her/him in. And now the class finds out that the university is a scam and the whole class sits at home in corona lockdown and ask the question “how can we learn programm?” and the smartest kid in class knew devRant and shared it in his class whatsapp group and so ASSNAIK signed up here.

🥴

😆 omg

@heyheni thats way too real tbh

youtube

Shoe on head
Don't go to the pool because the pool is closed
Pray to RNG gods for a better stat reroll
An hero
Respawn as programmer goddess
win The Game

@sweetnothings
DevRant ranks highly on Google for both desperate and negative queries.

@sweetnothings
Maybe they queried, "how to learn programming help plz?!"

Slowly, and painfully, while suppressing the anger and frustration that comes with repeating the same thing multiple times and getting the same result.

Oh, and coffee, lots and lots of coffee.

Your time has come, @lmgtfy How do we learn programming?

@R3ym4nn
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