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1. Call a local dev shop. 2. Define the requirement 3. Sign a statement of work 4. Get your preloader 5. Cut a check and be happy you got what you paid for
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Don't listen to these guys. They don't know the true way.
First you must dance. Then you must dig a tunnel 19 miles long with a spoon. Then you need to sit in the end of the tunnel, meditate for 2 years, then dance again.
The answer will then be presented to you. -
iamai20045yBuy some ruby red shoe with heels. Click the heels of the shoes together three times, repeating the phrase, "there's no place like DevRant". That will not solve your problem, but you did something incredibly different.
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So first you gotta beat off 12 times. Exactly 12. No more than 12. No less than 12. 12 is the number if times in which he must jack off.
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@Ranchu Not everyone speaks good English and that's okay. Don't shame people for trying, it's a part of the learning process.
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@prajwalkedari If you want to get good answers, ask a good question. We have no idea what exactly you're trying to do. We don't know what you're working on and how this preloader is supposed to fit in there. We don't know what existing solutions you've tried and what didn't work for you. We could try to help, but your description of the problem is almost nonexistent.
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@Ranchu You can call it however you like. Being ridiculed for trying your best can be devastating. The fact that you're just trying to be funny doesn't soften the blow.
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Linux434835yWhat are people talking about???
Ofcourse, the only correct solution - take your hand, shove it with full power up inside your ass and mix it around.
The answer should be in your hand now.
How add preloader for 10 gif file
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