What a horrible monday today was. Fuck-all worked. Missed deadline. Not much sleep. Heart is racing.

But hey, the horoscope in the daily toiletpaper press knows it all better, as usual, 100% IQ:

💫"You have finally found your center. Your body and soul are feeling great and your're in tune with yourself. You are enjoying it and would love to share your experiences with your loved one."💫

Where is my rocket launcher??? I have to kill a newspaper.

  • 4
    Bigger issue is why you reading that shit. 🤔
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    @AmbientTea Just for fun. There is no way I would ever take a horoscope seriously.
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    @PonySlaystation But what about a whore o scope?
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    Today they told me to take a little freedom in my daily routine.
    If I had one, that is.
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    Media can suck my balls.
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    How about this ?

    "... horoscope 2020 foretells that your life will be easier than normal this year. You will have fewer responsibilities and more time to do the things that you want to do. Working on your hobbies will be able to bring you a lot of joy this year. 2020 is a great year to focus on yourself and your relationships."
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