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I was in jail and a guy covered himself in poo and hugged me. Since getting into dev work, never gotten poo on me. That and correcting a client's misconception to deliver them a superior product.
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bkrem12739yI started in corporate real estate finance as an analyst and had to deal with these crazy excel sheets that were basically somewhere between an advanced calculator and a Frankenstein imperative program.
The only thing I enjoyed in that job was fiddling with the logic for the sheets and understanding them, everything kind of snowballed from that realisation.
Looking back now, those disgustingly huge and sluggish sheets could have been done in a few well-thought out lines of functional code without any human input required apart from hitting Enter.
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What was your moment of realization that you picked the right profession?
I didn't grow up building computers or loving code... I was a lazy piece of shit until I hit college when I finally got my act together (a late start, if you will).
My moment of realization happened when I was asked to rewrite an old C program to blacklist IPs of "hacked" emails based on email logs. I was the only one in the office who could read C, so it was kind of a spotlight moment for me lol. Anyways, the script I wrote to replace it turned out to catch more cases than the original script. We kicked it back to our email filtering service since they allowed us access to the source code and they were impressed. That was my moment for knowing I'm I'm the right industry 🙃
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