shutdown now
SUDO SHUTDOWN NOW

I'll just leave this here...

They told me Windows was piss easy but...

Finally a keyboard made for waffling on about how your indentation character choice is strictly superior to the other option

Making the best of a bad situation

I had to do it

Just got explicitly told to turn off any Samsung Galaxy Note 7 devices in the usually generic pre-flight "Turn to flight mode" announcement 😂😂

When the codebase changes but the documentation doesn't

Just moved to my own place, got more work done in 48hrs than I could've in a double that time with flatmates around. 💃👯

Now about that monitor setup...

Wonder whether that was added proactively or reactively...

When you push to Github Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday only, work a Sunday but then take that day off a few weeks later

When you're in the middle of a big-ass project and have to stave off the temptation to jump into a "mini project" you've been fantasising about...

I deal with rejection every day...

...from failed Promise objects.

Representing. T-shirt's quality is all I hoped for and oh man the stress ball...let's just say staying away from cigarettes for good while debugging just got a whole lot easier :)
Thanks for providing awesome swag @dfox && @trogus!

Day 4 of trying to find the bug

git blame: The Aftermath

Bae: come over
Me: can't, tests are failing
Bae: Flatmates aren't home
Me:

When you immediately know a Pythonista/Gopher wrote the JS code you're reading :^)

😒 t-shirts like this is why people don't take us seriously

Apparently debugging looks like the moment you all realise that the apocalypse has begun

When you accidentally "-1" a rant the previous night and then have to give it a guilt "+1" when you realise

You know you spend too much time with computers when the opportunities for new knowledge and time saved from a book titled "sed & awk 101 hacks" get you very excited

This opening paragraph; "JS and Libraries". You know, Libraries.

Reading about Lua, see this:

"Lua arrays are 1-based: the first index is 1 rather than 0 as it is for many other programming languages (though an explicit index of 0 is allowed)."

*close tab*

You know you're obsessed with your current codebase when you work on it until 8am the previous night, and are then annoyed at the inconvenience of not being able to work on it because you have to attend a party hosted by another dev, which you know will actually be fun

"The Seven Stages of JavaScript Fatigue"

Beware of the layers

Saw this in a tweet the other day...