Clients wants a complete reworked of their e-commerce website - sure will cost X amount.

It needs to be done before black Friday - nope

One of our SEO clients hired an external dev to revamp their ecommerce site before BF. They had 4 months to do it. It's still not done, they've been fired, and I've been asked if I can get it finished before BF.

Nopenopenopenopenopenope

Clients really don't understand how much time development takes. Some of the clients I had to deal with thought it was clicking some checkboxes from off to on and it would be done...

@SirusAmory I will never understand how clients are happy with service and product then go external only for them to bugger things up and then come back to you being like 'sooooo we decided to use you instead.😶' no you decided to try and cheat on me and nw want me to save your ass... again.

@afflict well at least they appreciate your prices from then on

@BrianK yup, not doing all that, and even if I could I don't want the risk of it breaking at the most important part of the year

@afflict aye. Best part is that before they got Fired, their devs were coming to me for help. They claimed to be professional LAMP devs but couldn't even create a module to pull in some custom posts for the footer of a category page. Eejits.