Anti-patterns as a Service

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    That's my jam!
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    Seems like a legit product, Every contractor / "consultant" I've ever worked with abides by it.
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    Recently peaked at a contractor's work for a thing that was built a year or so ago.

    The thing literally can do all of one thing, it doesn't do it well, and it would be / way better just to rebuild from scratch than to modify it.

    It wasn't even complex, just some CRUD shit without a lot of complexity and somehow he uses like 5 tables to do a thing, and turned the code it into a knot wrapped so tight there's no getting out.
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    @N00bPancakes over engineered and complex as hell to maintain, even when it could have been a 10 minute change. sounds about right to me.
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    @C0D4 as I'm prone to over-engineering (as a result of overthinking, thanks mild ADD), maybe I should consider getting a job as a consultant 🤔
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    @C0D4 You gotta get to your 40h somehow
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    It’s just someone else’s antipatterns oh wait
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    have....have you been looking at my code?
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