Anti-patterns as a Service

80% of the costs for this POC comes from NAT gateways, so keep your VPCs internet access free until you really need it 😅

Email: "Thanks for applying to this position, after you complete this technical test, please let us know via email."

Me: Dude! I didn't even apply for that position, stop spamming 😒

There's messy code and this shit.

Is there actually any frontend framework or boilerplate to just code and avoid messing around with old libraries, missing dependencies, no documentation? I'm seriously moving to plain ES6, it feels more flexible :/

Serverless is pure love and make mini monoliths in containers buzzing RPC calls

Dude: Come on man, Google and/or Facebook are not actively listening to us, I mean, we're not terrorists.
Me: Ok, Google
Google Asistant: How can I help you?
Dude: ._.

I'm so excited about containerization and also ML. I think those are my biggest nerdgasm stories at the time. So please share some useful resource to learn, I will do it as well :)

I'm starting to love Go. I think it will be a good love story.

The new dev wants to be my best friend. I already have one.

One does not simply git add --all

So there's a new team member in the project (me & him), he's assigned to make the frontend, which is great since I'm so proficient doing back. But he starts by doing backend tasks and the fucking frontend which is the most delayed part of the project is still untouched.

!rant
Dark theme is the best, I love dark themes.

Me and my git repo

Copy-pasting faster and faster

My dev area of focus is more like drinking coffee and devRant. Sometimes a lil bit of backend dev.

We are in a course for the scrum certifiaction. Most of my partners are more concerned about they can't take the decission about using scrum or not. Is so sad because os a really small organization.

Would you be my pylentine?

When you have to follow bad practices and practically fuck yourself because of short deathlines that your boss decided without you.

The requirements have changed

StressBall.push(hand.release(tension);

How I see users from my desk.

That meeting where everybody apoints the mistakes of the organization and how nobody was going to do a shit about it.

I call that PHPrankenstein

Class DonaldTrump extends Shit implements Asshole {
public final boolean PRESIDENT = false;
public final String THINKING = "bullshit";
public void talk () {
System.out.println(THINKING);
}
}

I really love this boilerplate for starting an Angular, gulp, browserify web app. https://github.com/jakemmarsh/...

Is rant a 9gag for developers?