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AleCx04
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I am going to post cryptic ass shit on y'alls shit that gives over a fake sense of me knowing what I am talking about in terms of faking my credentials from working on big companies and having tons of knowledge of software development in an effort to convince you all in of my credentials to get massive upvotes by making you all think I am intellectually and technologically superior to you in multiple senses! I will use a thesaurus for this btw! not my general day to day speech! after all, it will give my fake ideals of credibility more success and acceptance! remember! i worked for all companies starving kids in different parts of the world did! nothing but my word for it!

Some people really need to consider the shit they read online from people that have been caught bullshitting all the time.
9/10 your shit is good enough, stop letting phonies make you feel inadecuate over their supposed success in this works ffs

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  • 5
    @C0D4 Oh nuh! He's found out about us, run!
  • 5
    @Jilano shit! Who told him out secrets?

    @AlecX04 did you have a stroke writing this? I think I had a stroke reading this.

    What's new in the bullshit world of fake devs?
  • 2
    @C0D4 @Jilano just some of the shit i read on dev forums (including here) from time to time
  • 0
    @AleCx04 there's a reason I don't bother with those platforms.

    I'm not against them, they have their place but the content creators are fake and barley scratch the surface for most or if any of their content, a depressing world when content creators can't be fucked to write half decent content beyond a "this is a div" -> like no shit!
  • 3
    If I could upvote this rant until my finger falls off!
  • 3
    This is what I thought of by the end.
  • 0
    @d-fanelli i think you have 0-ed on the SAME people here as i have
  • 1
    @C0D4 i was going more for THIS platform man
  • 0
    @broseph most def fam
  • 2
    @AleCx04 oh 😔, ok, I'll grab my suitcase then. 😢
  • 2
    @C0D4 I don't know... I went through our LinkedIn profiles but it's only showing the trutths of our awesome lives. It' so hard hard to be so great...
  • 2
    @Jilano 👀you stalked my LinkedIn?
  • 1
    @C0D4 Is it really stalking if it's my startpage?
  • 0
    I had to check I'd not stumbled onto Datalounge. This little rant-ette would've gotten 0/10 over there.
  • 0
    Why are you doing this to yourself?

    Nothing on the internet is true... hell I'll go the full mile and tell you right now: nothing is true even IRL.

    People that lie the best are the most successful ones. Don't trust anyone but yourself and your closest friends and family, and even then "trust, but verify"...
  • 0
    @bols59 And this made 0 sense to me bud.
  • 0
    @Hazarth I am poking fun at some of the users i see here
  • 0
    @AleCx04 ah to hell with it, I love chaos anyway, enjoy!
  • 0
    @Hazarth i will, i hate phonies
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