Just a idea for some joke you can do to your co-workers credit go to 9gag as I found it there

@h3ll @Letmecode this is the kind of prank I'd pull 😏😎 guess I'm getting hurt... Least it will be a good story

They came in right.. and their desk is one huge block of jelly I got kicked in the nuts. But their faces ... So funny

@h3ll for fun. I mean when your 60+ do you want to look back at your teens 20s 30s and go I had a good laugh or... Well it was boring nothing interesting happened

Yes you annoy the person for a bit but it can be fixed , I mean there's a line you don't throw their PC out the window.

You can enjoy yourself and be successful! Hell I think that's part of it most of the time because you get things done.

It's funny to me you don't get why I would but I don't get why you wouldn't 😂

@Pythoneer you don't do it to bully them jesus what are you intending to do... This should never be to make someone's day worse or be targeted malicious like.

It's just a bit of a laugh no real harm done

And you can't live your life line oh ... They might have some issue I'm unaware of I best not say anything that can potential cause any issue

You'll.. hold yourself back if you do

Didn't this prank originate from The Office?

@Letmecode @h3ll yall ain't thinking evil enough. I'm thinking more castration with a rusty spoon after you gave them a shot of adrenaline to make sure they don't pass out half way through it. but I could go for Chinese water torture also since they just ruined that mouse

@Koolstr ha yeah... Jim did this to Dwight in the first couple of seasons. Pretty funny if you ask me. I'd do this if I didn't work from home. Would be sad to prank myself

@jckimble you see .... Your the type of person you don't do it to 😂

Report them to their manager, I can't be dealing with that level of immaturity. Yes you can joke about it, but for someone to actually do it... I probably would report them to their manager, but that's usually cos everyday is a high priority day and stopping to sort that shit out is incredibly inconsiderate and inconvenient for the other team members who are relying on that particular developer to complete their work load.

I don't care if you are 60 and wanting to have no regrets, if you do this, you are a complete and child and if you do it again even after I go to management...

I will inflict retribution upon you in the form of lightly covering your keyboard with the strongest hot sauce I have (> 2,000,000 scovilles) with a pastry brush and wait for you to rub your eye, take a leak or eat your lunch with hot sauce fingers. Which if in the later case I can assure you will be deeply unpleasant, and the best bit is... You won't even know it's me... You'll just be in pain.

@nmunro I believe good team work comes out of playful banter

not a sense of we need to get this done 😐 I don't know you cause we never had a laugh but the deadline is 2 hours work damn you.

If your going to take life that seriously. You need to find something else to do, like a hobby I say kayaking

I mean how can life be serious if you have Donald trump .. world hunger for half of us these ridiculous things that never should happen you'd live your life perpetually pissed off and die at 40

I mean it's just jelly. 🙄 It's not like he put it in a bucket of water and turned it on... He can snack on it whilst he's working. I'd enjoy it 😈 to piss of the person who did it.

It might be because I grew up with my dad ... That sounds bad if said to the wrong people 🤔 but I mean he'd joke all the time... About everything because I was serious I became a target for a laugh...

I'm not sayibg no regrets more... Having done something interesting I'm my life

@FitzSuperUser You and I have different interpretations of "playful banter".

I don't take life seriously, but there's a line and doing that is crossing it in my opinion.

@nmunro how ? Nothing would be damaged ? It can be cleaned ... takes 15 minutes .. you become friends over it like remember the time you jellied my keyboard and mouse ... You dick 😉 was funny though

@FitzSuperUser It might be that I have mild amounts of OCD, I dislike I or my stuff being touched and having people defend their actions as "just having fun" without stopping to consider that others may not share their philosophy or even same way of functioning in the world is incredibly audacious.

Not everyone can process and interpret the world around them the way you do, and it's not for lack of trying, their brains just aren't built that way, or have been conditioned to work in a fundamentally different way.

Your way works for you, great, my way works for me, someone elses way will work for them. Don't live life like everyone can adapt to your philosophy, not everyone can, understanding this will serve you well.

@nmunro I did say you don't do it to people who can't take it ...

@FitzSuperUser And how can you tell who can and can't take it until you do it?

You also said you can use it as a bonding experience, how do you use it as a bonding experience with someone, if you don't know them well enough to require a bonding experience in the first place?

@nmunro instinct... You can tell if people are up for a laugh when you speak to them if you don't ... Then you shouldn't be doing it

So many discussions generated by 1 picture to be honest if this was done to be u would return the favor by doing it back on the first Friday so it can cure over the weekend but if it is done multiple times to me o I will SSH in your workstation and start meatspin on your screen and using a script to relaunch it endlessly

@FitzSuperUser I agree with you and understand your banter. If I did this at work, it would be to someone's company provided peripherals and after 10 to 15 minutes of laughter and BS'ing I'd pull out a fresh keyboard and mouse and throw the jello'd ones in the garbage. (I'd also like not jello their actual perephrials but rather one that is one it's way out the door to be retired.

@nmunro you should practice relaxation techniques. Your anxiety about a theoretical is so bad it's stressing me out. Additonally a really good work relationship would be blessed to deal with this, especially if it was followed up, as I would have done, which is the gifting of a brand new mouse/laptop.

@brettmoan I don't have anxiety in relation to this, maybe you ought to indulge in the relaxation techniques you suggest?

Here's the thing, my opinion is just as valid as anyone elses here, you can agree or disagree, I really don't much care, I saw a post, made a comment upon it and we're here still talking about it.

Are you going to change my mind? No. Am I going to change yours? Probably not, I don't expect to either. You're all just strangers on the internet, I don't seek your validation or acceptance, I have accepted myself and that's the only thing I need.

I just made a comment, on what my opinion is. We all have the same right to do so, I don't think it's cool to mess with someone's set up, I don't want my shit messed with and I won't mess with someone elses shit. If you think it is cool and someone complains, that's the way of it.

That's it, if my opinion and expression thereof is so distressing I'll remove the comments and that'll be that.

@h3ll rip their nuts off, jam it up their ass, cut hus dick off, make him eat it... Make him shit and feed that again... And that woyld be day 1.

DO NOT TOUCH SOMEONES BATTLESTATION!

@h3ll suggestion... How about replacingmg all their makeup with superglue... I was gonna say more but it would not be appropriate here, and feminazi's would get triggered so hard..

@h3ll no pepper spray in the contacts

@Letmecode yeah that is fun

@jckimble super glue that's fucked up pepper spray. 🤔 Maybe. But I'm the boss I think they could sue

@FitzSuperUser only if you get caught