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I shall not be limited by the boundaries that they have defined for me! I shall break free from these chains and transcend my internal barriers!
I shall earn my freedom!
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- "There's a bug causing it to crash IE6"
> "Any specific steps to reproduce?"
- "Ask it to load a website"
> "Our website?"
- "Any website"
Well played sir, well played
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Set visual studio off installing,
Take a dump,
Go shopping,
Meet a girl,
Fall in love,
Get married,
Start a family,
Grow old,
Die peacefully at home surrounded by your family and friends,
Installation complete16 -
Watching normal people use a computer is incredibly painful.
* slow typing
* slow mouse movements
* mouse is used for everything
* instead of hitting the back button, they'll load up a website and go through 6 pages again.
* no shortcuts!
Someone lost their tabs today (Windows crashed), so I said "press ctrl + shift + T". They were so amazed that keys could do something so advanced.
Dhcosncowhtoehwurt hrnxkxxhry he.
Honestly, if people learned how to use keyboards to their full potential, they could shave off 1-2 hours of their normal work PER DAY!23 -
One time my co-worker put a tiny piece of tape inside the USB receiver of my mouse which apparently makes any USB device stop working. It took me a while to figure out why my damn mouse wasn't working even though everything was properly plugged in and it had new batteries.
When I found the tiny piece of tape I was instantly knew who it was and it was pretty funny.10 -
"I run arch Linux because it's so much better than conventional mainstream stuff, you get a sense of freedom and pride when it boots successfully for the first time"
That's fucking wonderful but I asked where you wanna go for lunch.7 -
I think I just invented a thing.
Mouse drop.
It should be a thing.
The next time I switch jobs I'll definitely do a mouse drop before I leave the building.9 -
I was 15 years old and the first year of high school. Everything was new to me and I was such a newbie. At that time I had 2-3 year of programming behind me at an institution where they taught competitive programming. And I knew something about computers. Not much but more than most of my school mates. At that time I wanted to become "super cool hacker".
So we had this very very thought teacher for history which was also our form master. She really knows how to explained everything about history and in an interesting way. But while she was teaching we also had to write down notes from her powerpoints that were on a projector. And occasionally she would wait for us to copy everything and then move on with her lecture. But sometimes she didn't. This was frustrating as hell. The whole class would complain about this because you couldn't take notes down normal, you had to do it at double speed.
But she got one weak spot. She was not very good with computers. Our school computers were locked in some kinda closet so that students didn't have physical access to a computer and were also password protected. So I came up with the plan to plant wireless mouse in her computer so that I could control her mouse. At that time it seemed like SUPER HACKER MASTER PLAN.
So I got an opportunity one time when she left the classroom and let closet where the computer was open. I quickly sneaked the USB of the wireless mouse in the computer and then go back to the seat.
So THE FUN began.
Firstly I would only go back in powerpoint so that all my schoolmates could write down notes including me. And it was hilarious to watch when she didn't know what is happening. So then I would move her mouse when she tried to close some window. I would just move it slightly so she wouldn't notice that somebody else is controlling mouse. And by missing X button just by slight she would click other things and other things would pop up and now she had to close this thing so it became a nightmare for her. And she would become angry at the mouse and start complaining how the computer doesn't work and that mouse doesn't obey her.
One time when she didn't pay attention to her computer and projector I went to paint program and drew a heart and wrote we love you (In Slovenian Imamo vas radi -> See the picture below) and one of my school mates has the picture of it. We were all giggling and she didn't know what is was for. And I managed to close everything before she even noticed.
So it got to the point where she couldn't hand it more so she called our school IT guy so that he would check her computer (2 or 3 weeks passed before she called IT guy). And he didn't find anything. He was really crappy IT guy in general. So one week passed by and I still had messed with her mouse. So she got a replacement computer. Who would guessed all the problems went away (because I didn't have another mouse like that). I guess when our IT guy took the computer to his room and really thoroughly check it he found my USB.
So he told her what was the problem she was so pissed off really I didn't see her pissed off so much in all my 4 years in high school. She demanded the apology from whom did it. And at that moment my mind went through all possible scenarios... And the most likely one was that I was going to be expelled... And I didn't have the balls to say that I did it and I was too afraid... Thanks to God nobody from my school mates didn't tell that it was me.
While she waited that somebody would come forward there was one moment when our looks met and at that moment both of us knew that I was the one that did it.
Next day the whole class wrote the apology letter and she accepted it. But for the rest of 4 years whenever was there a problem with the computer I had to fixed it and she didn't trust anybody not even our IT guy at school. It was our unwritten contract that I would repair her computer to pay off my sin that I did. And she once even trusted me with her personal laptop.
So to end this story I have really high respect for her because she is a great teacher and great persons that guide me through my teen years. And we stayed in contact.
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Fun new devRant mouse pads to help you whistle while you work! https://swag.devrant.io/products/...
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"Hi there I'm from [RECRUITER FIRM] I found your profile on LinkedIn and thought I'd call you"
"What does the first line of my profile say"
*awkward silence and furious typing*
*mumbles* "recruiters please do not contact me"
*rolls eyes*4 -
First bit of positive feedback in a week "Oh I love it! what a fantastic little feature, great job!"
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Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service : What is wrong with it?
Caller : Mouse is jammed..
Customer Service : Mouse......???? Printers don't have a mouse you fool….!
Caller : Mmmmm…??..
Oh really ?...
I will send a picture, see U idiot!😡
😂😂😜😜
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"Your public key is a lot like a Jayden Smith tweet, it turns content into confusing, meaningless garbage before sending it out to the internet"
Dead. XD2 -
"it's important to get into the mind of the user, if you can simulate exactly how they'll use your product, you'll get much deeper insights into what they value and what to focus on next"
*Builds Android app*
*Deploys to phone*
*Goes to toilet*3 -
Lost my job Friday morning :(
Come Monday morning on my way to an interview, wish me luck codebros9 -
(friend in a terminal) "Oh fuck I didn't mean to do that!"
Well here's a neat fucking idea how about DON'T ENTER A COMMAND YOU DON'T INTEND TO RUN YOU MOUTH BREATHING WINDOW LICKER
Ever heard of trigger discipline? The idea of don't point a gun at something you don't intend to kill?!
IF YOU DON'T WANT THE DIRECTORY TO GO BYE BYE DON'T POINT A FUCKING RM -RF AT IT AND PRESS ENTER!
Jesus roller blading christ,
Anybody would think this is some new wave genius advice
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Anything to do with printers, those fuckers were sent here by Satan shortly after he was done with the nuclear bomb and tumblr7
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Grab a $5/mnth vps from digital ocean and a cheapo 88 cent domain from name cheap, then put something, anything of your own on that vps, it looks so much better to an employer if you can point them at something you've made that's out there.
If it's open source that's a bonus too19 -
Why does every single app on my device feel the need to have a persistent icon in the notification tray? :/
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It's me, in my hacktoberfest t-shirt, sitting on my gaming chair with gaming keyboard and mouse, working 12 hours per day for 7 days, coding and pushing bits to server so a client can be happy.
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Apple, I usually enjoy your products, but REALLY?!?! Why didn’t you design a mouse to be used while it’s charging?!?
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Some genius at apple:
I know, let's have a wireless mouse and when something goes wrong with the boot loader let's put a button there to restart the machine but not select it, also don't load the drivers for the wireless mouse so the user has to plug in a wired mouse to click the button
Me: what an absolute donkey dick of an OS. I will replace you with rasbrian...
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As a general rule - if it makes anything even the slightest bit easier, IE won't support it, Chrome will do it brilliantly, Mozilla has already written the documentation for it and Safari is gonna hold off for a few years until they've "revolutionised" it, then promptly drop support for it10
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Write.
Shit.
Down.
With a pad of paper and a pen, Fuck Evernote, Fuck Google Keep, Fuck your apps, Physically writing it down helps commit whatever it is to memory AND it makes managers happier when they see a pad of paper stuffed to the brim with scrawls, doodles, charts, notes and diagrams.
When in doubt grab a pen - your brain only has so much storage available at any given point.9 -
*curl [PROD-SERVER-IP]*
Waiting...
Waiting...
Waiting...
Failed to connect: timed out
*Heart drops out of anus*
*Reaches for panic button*8 -
- AI/ML will be creeping into absolutely everything in some way, shape or form
- Developers of every shape, size, background and skillset will continue to be the most in-demand talent on the planet, likely leading to a huge bubble that's gonna fuck us eventually.
- JS will continue to dominate everything, NPM will probably encounter some form of MAJOR major outage that halts most of the globe's development + deployment processes, sparking the creation of another registry which will lead to the holy wars of the registries
- Web devs will continue to be stuck supporting IE8.
- Java will probably die out, maintenance halting completely unless you pay Oracle extortionate amounts of money, like single handedly paying every Oracle employee's salary extortionate.
- There'll probably be another big hype on the scale of Docker/k8s that you have to learn because you'll be unemployable without it
- The year is 2078 and WordPress still supports PHP 5.2, that fucking cockroach will outlive us all I swear
- Haters gonna hate
- React gonna react
- Angular gonna... Math?4 -
Managed to get another job :) thanks for all the support fellow codebros, managed to get a job, funnily enough, at the company I interviewed with before I joined my last place xD
The boss there recognised my email address (perks of having a live side project :D) and saw the progression I'd made in the last 8 months and decided to give me a shot :D2 -
Happy to announce my middle mouse button has started working again!
I know you were all worried... :/3 -
Someone stole my mouse when moving office... Dude the things on MY DESK are mine, you can't just take people's stuff and make it yours
Now I am using your crappy mouse... 😑6 -
Working hard on a project. Suddenly, my system freezes except for my terminals. I curse, as I really don't want to reboot. I spend 10 minutes that I don't have investigating processes, and then look at my mouse.
It's wireless, and had simply run out of juice. -
People be cleaning their desks and shit, pfft.
Here's my desk, Professional caffeine + nicotine addict (aka - "full stack" Dev)
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Stumbled across this great resource that explains design patterns, anti patterns and basically everything pattern in development, its been a pretty interesting read :)
Http://sourcemaking.com3 -
That moment when you walk into the office on your first day, while setting up your desk they ask you which mouse you would like to use, and you respond "oh no thank you I prefer my trackpad" and the whole office stops what their doing and gives you that look...14
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I'm typing this with my mouse and an on-screen keyboard, because I don't have my physical one at the moment...
Fuck, imagine coding with a mouse...7 -
That slightly awkward run to the bathroom when you've had your headphones in and been power typing since 10am ignoring the urge to pee
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How have I only just discovered what git bisect does?!
Why did nobody tell me about this sooner?!
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!6 -
Writing inappropriate debug messages in dev, then forgetting to remove them.
It always fun explaining why the API responds with "SHIT!" when a 500 error occurs2 -
Decided to chill out after a stressful day's coding by firing up modded minecraft (ftb infinity evolved) and jumping on my server, within 20 minutes I'm in a computercraft terminal writing lua scripts, inside minecraft.
For fuck sake.5 -
Them: "Automated builds and deployments are a waste of time, they do strange things you didn't tell them to and they make mistakes"
Everyone else: \/
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Just because you don't like a language, doesn't mean it's worthless.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on,
Pretentious shitbag.6 -
> Builds CLI tool to generate app security tokens
> immediately leaks first set of tokens in public commit
I astound myself with own stupidity sometimes. -
Protip - when a user unsubscribes from your mailing list that they never signed up to, DON'T SEND THEM ANOTHER FUCKING EMAIL CONFIRMING THE ACTION - DO IT ON THE UNSUBSCRIBE PAGE.
This is the FOURTH (4th) time I've unsubscribed from this bastard list, made a bunch of formal complaints about it and yet I keep getting their emails.
Probably shouldn't have bothered hiding the names, Flooding their inboxes would have taught them a nice lesson about unsolicited emails.
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I'm the guy who posted Surface Pro photos recently, just in case you see some similarities.
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This, is the Microsoft Designer Bluetooth Mouse.
It is beautiful. Magnificient. Minimalistic. Fast. Accurate.
I first thought it would be my future mouse.
I thought I would use it for years.
I used for an hour, and literally threw it away.
I thought it would be comfortable, since i used cheap logitech mouse which of those were all too high in height.
But, this mouse, is so low in height. It literally puts your hand in the floor.
You, the devRant members, pointed out at my previous rant that it looks, and would be uncomfortable, and I literally said shut up!
Well, sorry about that, I regret my words.
It is piece of beautiful trash.
The click sound is very quiet, the scrolling is very good, but the height of the mouse....
If I keep using this mouse, I would probably get a carpel-tunnel disease(is this correct?).
I guess I should only use this mouse when I need to use it quickly outside, since portability is number one among all mouse in the world.
Next coming, some more Surface pro coding sessions, and Surface pen.
Anything interested about the surface pro? Leave in the comments below!
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Learning a new framework is like cooking at someone's house you've never been to before, You've got no idea where any of the stuff is kept and their oven has extra weird buttons that don't make sense, but once they've given you a quick walk round you're off and running making something amazing1
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Discovered by accident that if your chrome dev tools are undocked you can open the dev tools for the dev tools window (by hitting ctrl shift i/cmd alt I again), and you can keep doing it.
Let's debug the debugger that's debugging something...
That's enough meta for one day, my head hurts.2 -
> "I know you're off but when you get a minute can you look into this urgent issue?"
"Sure, got something important on at the minute though, I'll get back to you shortly"
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"We need high performance so cache basically everything, but we also need to see the newest data at all times that's not cached"
Wut? What the fuck are you smoking?!...
Can I have some?3 -
I hate it when your hand is resting on your mouse and you keep accidentally pressing the right mouse button because of the weight of your fingers4
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Framework Boner; The feeling gained shortly after running the examples from the documentation and thinking you have to use this framework for absofuckinglutely everything forever now.2
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"Can you make sense of how this component works? All their documentation is in Russian"
...
I don't speak/read/write Russian
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Y'know that super excited "squeeeeee" moment when you're trying something new and it works, and all the possibilities and awesome stuff you can build becomes clear?
Fucking love that moment.
Bonus points if you pull faces you wouldn't wanna be seen making in public, additional bonus points for excited clapping1 -
Hey, devs.
Does anyone use trackball mouse for everyday needs? Is it worth it?
Old one is dying, considering different options.
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I keep putting my phone between my mouse and the wireless receiver and every time it makes it hard to move the cursor because of the blockage. So annoying!!3
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The huge icons for everything else aren't exactly great but dammit Facebook there's a UI guide for a reason
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When you know exactly what it is you need to fix, but you can't remember how to do it, you've forgotten what it's called and you can't think how to phrase it
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Enjoying this! Just need red keyboard to complete it 😍
(Mouse: Trust GXT 105, controller: Afterglow for Xbox One)
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I'm actually disappointed this stupid idea (kinda) worked. A regex for (badly) detecting click bait titles
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keyboard shortcuts.
If you threw your mouse away, could you still code very fast?
I learned all the kb shortcuts 2 years ago..
Coding shortcuts in sublime are the best
Best skill I every owned..speed of pc use is drastically improved
Put me up against any normal user and I'll have 10 typical computer tasks done before he finishes one
Could you throw away your mouse for a day?
If you can't.. I challenge you to try. Probably the best skill for getting jobs? Just guessing24 -
Must be doing something right, Had a hardware near-failure last night (turned out to be my gpu wobbling - didn't die though thank christ) and went into full panic mode "FORCE PUSH ALL BRANCHES FUCK THE HISTORY SAVE THE CODE", 5 minutes later Jenkins pings me on discord, everything built and deployed successfully :D
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When you talk about github there's always 1 pedantic so and so who'll say "there's also mercurial and subversion y'know", there's also supermarket brand coca cola, but the big one is popular for a reason.3
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This is adorable
The packages name is oneko, you can even set colours or speed, or make it an... Anime girl?
Whatever suits you best, I guess
Almost forgot, it's an actual animated cat that's running after the mouse
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Taking a rough stab at the method name and arguments because the documentation is bollocks, Runs exactly as you hoped it would on the first try
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(typeof rant === 'Opinion Poll')
Do you run coloured output on your terminals or do you prefer it monochrome?
I love my coloured output so much it's like watching a computer vomit rainbows :D8 -
I tried vim for a few weeks. I almost used to it. But I didn't see how I could be more productive with it than with Visual Studio Code, at all, so I switched back. Maybe because I'm super fast with my mouse because of my 2500 hours of Dota. But knowing how to use vim is super useful when doing remote stuff via SSH. Nano too basic.13
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Someday I will have a rant that gets enough ++ to get a stress ball. Until that day I will keep taking out my stress on my poor mouse. At least I hardly ever use it so it doesn't matter if I break it...
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- be me
- get home hook laptop up to tv, realise you left your wireless mouse at work *fuck*
- remember you still have a wireless keyboard and are pretty handy with shortcuts *duh*
- use keyboard magic, launch Netflix and play the show you want to watch *yay 🎉*
- realise the fucking cursor is over the play bar so you have to get up anyway. *fuck*
These days keyboard shortcuts can only take you so far.6 -
Spent about 4 hours tinkering around with UWP, Came out with a usable app on the other side of it.
"Oh hey i'd best put this in a git repo so i can look back at it later"
> git init
> git add --all
> git commit -m "Initial commit"
> git pu^C
"Best just check which files are in that commit"
> git status
"Oh bollocks added the compiled files too, best remove those, why visual studio doesn't create a gitignore, or at least if i want one is beyond me"
> git reset
> git status...
"On branch master, No commits yet, Nothing to commit"
Fuck.8 -
Someone once said to me "it is possible to sleep before 3am you know", I thought they were talking crap like "The system forgot my password" or "your job is easy",
It turns out they were actually right! It IS possible to sleep before you see the sun come up, It feels a bit like starting an ajax request and not watching it in the network panel until it finishes, Not sure I'd recommend. -
In reference to this: https://devrant.com/rants/986992/...
I guess from now on thats how devranters hold mouse
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I just got the news that my video driver for Linux was fixed. I removed windows from my machine and I am all happy now. I wasn't a windows hater but development is just so much smoother on Linux. (Mainly Java)
I also went an extra mile and checked out i3. So far, I like it5 -
"Just a few simple changes" should always be replied to with "just a few extra 0's on the price" since its usually "just a little bit of sanity" it costs you1
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I love those light bulb moments when everything clicks neatly into place and you finally see how everything fits together, having loads of them tonight!
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Is it just me or is this image really creepy?
visual studio team services, shows up if you visit "my work items" and nothing's assigned to you
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Being an asthmatic has it's own advantages at times, an inhaler box is the perfect size to keep this slightly sagging monitor level :)
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Being mentored by a CSS ninja atm, It's starting to make more sense. It's less voodoo magic and more endless mind games with the browser that really wants to hurt you2
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Integrated Stripe for the first time tonight, I'm amazed how ridiculously easy it was. Dunno what I was worried about! Spent the last few days sweating about the legal side and planning every little detail, no wonder everyone and their mother takes payments online.
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Personal pet peeve.
I'm not a germophobe. But if your hands spend most of their time down your pants, or you've been eating food with them, or they're just generally disgusting, please wash before thinking of using my computer.
There is nothing I hate more than finding crusty fingerprints on my keyboard and mouse.
And if you're using my computer I likely know where you live. 🔪🔪2 -
DISCLAIMER: I'm not paid nor have I had any contact with any associates of the following software.
GET FUCKING VIVALDI!!!
This Browser has DAMN NICE MOUSE GESTURES!
You do them while holding right click.
For example right click held and swipe/moving the mouse to the left/right brings you backward/forward.
There are several others and you can make them by your self.
Just browsing anything. IT'S FUCKING DAMN FAST.
INSTALL VIVALDI AND ENABLE MOUSE GESTURES! After aprox 3 Days you won't want to have any other browser anymore.
(Could've just simply said that I love the browser because of that feature. But this is DevRANT!)17 -
On one hand, emoji are an example of the miracle of encoding, and I should really appreciate them more from a technical perspective.
On the other, anyone that sends 14 "100" symbols and an OK hand sign should be legally prohibited from breeding.5 -
Time for one of those eye-rolling super vague general question threads 🙃 How do you find edge cases when you're testing your code?
Reason I'm asking is I'll spend AGES testing something I've built, then it goes in for review and IMMEDIATELY the person reviewing it finds some daft edge case I would have never thought to look for.
Current theory is that I'm testing it too much from a developer's perspective (does this request get issued, does localStorage get updated, etc etc) and not enough from a user's perspective (what does this button do) but even then these edge cases keep popping up and it's really annoying 🙃
Who's got some insights?6 -
Google/Facebook will you please do some QA on your documentation :/
While you're reading it you get the impression the author is bored out of their mind, they skip important details, when you get to the next code segment there's entire blocks added the docs don't talk about.
Then half way through it picks up pace and you get to this fucking marvellous page that's perfect, Every detail is right there and right on the money, the code samples are concise, commented and perfectly fornatted; like the author finally got to their favourite feature and found themselves weirdly aroused.
Then it goes limp and it's back to boredom.1 -
Fucking Cortana! Fresh install of windows on a new laptop and this bitch pipes up when I'm only half paying attention and fills my underwear with much urine.
Jeeesus christ, heart rate pls, it's ok, you can come back down now.
MS why do you insist on shoehorning this bitch into every single part of everything? I could live with that but WHY DOES SHE ALSO SET THE VOLUME TO MAX AND START SPEAKING?!?
On the plus side, new laptop's a bit of a handsome bastard :)
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Go do the dishes and remember how much I fucking loathed it when I worked in food, makes you want to write code so you don't have to go back to it.3
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WordPress, little more than a security hole with a logo on it. Support community instantly jumps to chmod 777 for literally every problem, Auto updater never works, Doesn't use namespacing or autoloading, Horrendously slow, Encourages some absolutely diabolical development practises, And everyone seems to think it's the perfect foundation for literally everything, IT'S FUCKING NOT!3
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Made something null at the wrong place in what felt like the world's longest multi faceted
If-else if-else(if) block, Passed tests, deployed, Then took 3 days off to move house.
When I came back was told the full gravity of what kinda damage that did, heart dropped out of my arse.2 -
Oh God I'm actually considering purchasing the jetbrains toolbox (as in the full pack), This is gonna be an expensive impulse buy at some point.
And yes I know students get it for free, I'm not a student. Some of us are trying to get OUT of debt not into it3 -
// TODO: Obligatory May the 4th pun something something date formats argument
Revenge of the fifth tomorrow! -
I always thought the gradle icon in Android Studio was a mouse with its tail. Yesterday one of my colleagues told me that it was an elephant. Never realized it until now 😐7
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When you finally get around to actually rewriting a save routine to use a new data structure instead of frankensteining the changes into it
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Tinkered about with css grid today, now I hate legacy browsers even more for keeping it from me.
Goddammit.5 -
For those who use Windows, have a desktop and notebook computer and want to use the same keyboard and mouse on both.
Windows has a program called "Mouse without Borders" that let you use the mouse and keyboard of one computer on another like a dual monitor setup. It's works via LAN and I have to say that I haven't any lag. You can copy text from one computer and paste into another and you can drag files too (that are copied to a special folder).
My desktop computer has a big monitor and of course it's better than my notebook and I don't want to spend money in another monitor, so this is a life saver for those who are in the same situation.
Cheers!5 -
I'll just leave the PC like it is and come back to it later..
FX [ Time Passes . . . ]
Damn it doesn't work !
Suddenly I can't mouse click..
Reboot.
Mouse click still doesn't work.
Unplug mouse, replug mouse.
Still doesn't work.
FX [ Goes to box with 15 spare mice in it.. ]
New backup mouse, works fine.
But I liked the shape of the old mouse !
And so hard to find second hand these days too..
Well, at least it works.
First time a mouse has died like that, and unlike most mice I have, this one I had from new less than 3 years old !
When I get a moment, I'll try the other 14 mice to see if any of them feel better..
See, I new there was a good reason why I got 16 second hand mice off Ebay as a job lot for peanuts. :-)16 -
Spend all day wrestling with JS libraries that let me do a weird filter on a jquery datatable, about to give up, try a simple one liner, works first fucking time and does exactly what I want better than any library I've tried.
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People of devRant, do you buy expensive headphones? Looking at buying a pair of ~£100ish active noise cancelling ones as a treat but the reviews are tough to get through because they're all from audiophiles who aren't satisfied by anything outside of the £400+ range.
Can anybody recommend some favourites?18 -
Don't you love it when your computer mouse tells you with a creepy dark voice "Congratulations, you've won a trophy" really fucking loud?2
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Spent ages writing an AngularJS directive to tell people what abbreviations stood for, forgot <abbr> was a thing 🙃
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Have a nice little passive income from a side project, not tons, enough to pay for the server it's running on and I'd be thrilled :) stretch goal would be having it pay for my beef jerky habit too1
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Visual studio code, I do love you, but your bracket pair highlighting on html inside php files or html inside script tags (eg. Ng-template) is absolute dog shite and makes it impossible to use when you're refactoring markup written by somebody who's never heard of a coding standard or editorconfig.
I know it's probably not an easy thing to sort, some of your dev teams have posted some excellent insights into how it recognises syntax but literally every other editor out there has got this right.1 -
Tried to fix my Logitech gaming mouse. well it's not more broken it's very slightly less broken. It powers up for a moment2
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My best co-worker and teamplayer in games. Unlike like his stupid wireless brother, this buddy is cheap, super-efficient and literally a Genius with capital G.
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Wait so if Microsoft joined the Linux foundation, does that mean they've got an @linux.com email address?
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Started a gradle build for the first time (never done it before) nearly 30 minutes ago, I'll never make fun of a java developer again, you guys have it ROUGH
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when your mouse is a signal-less piece of sh#* coz you've lost the bluetooth module.... and that makes you a piece of sh#* coz no one said unplugging was needed
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All of the USB ports on my PC have suddenly stopped working...
And how am I supposed to fix this exactly given I no can no longer use a keyboard or mouse...?
Brilliant.8 -
I'm sure if you leave Android studio for longer than about a day it'll suddenly decide you want EVERYTHING to be updated and refreshed and reindexed, rip productivity3
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I got told I lift my mouse a lot and I noticed, I actually do, does anybody else here lift the mouse to reset to the center of the mousepad, to a more neutral position or to just soften the drag from the cable often?10
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Find a set of tools that works for you whether it's your ide, part of your build chain or whatever. if you've got a gripe with it, find an alternative.
Tools are supposed to make life easier, if it's not making you go "thank christ for {{ tool.name }}" it's not making life easier. -
Show stopper issue raised,
10 minutes to home time,
Critical service goes down,
Current facial expression
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That awkward decision making process when there's good cases for refactoring, but there's equally as many cases for a full rewrite...
Hmm what do4 -
Automate the absolute shit out of your release cycles wherever possible as early as possible. Without automating it you're basically just counting down to a catastrophic typo that turns a 10 minute deployment into an entire weekend of frantic recovery work
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Swear, a LOT.
Also keep swearing until there's about 10 minutes left of the day and you'll magically make it work1 -
Designer-ey types of devRant! Need to borrow your trained eyes for a moment. This is the registration page for my site, I'm mostly happy with it but it feels like it's... Missing something, I just have no idea what.
I'm using flexbox, Google fonts and SASS.
No need to support crusty ol' browsers here
Any suggestions?
Full size image - https://puu.sh/y6iMU/f9a44be297.png
(yes I use Opera, laugh it up)
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Can't type the word "account" to save my life today, it always ends up as "accoutn" :(
Anybody else have words they have to type a shit load of times but can never spell right first time?11 -
Every time I see WordPress running on it.
I refer to it as shitepress, because I've never seen so much shite crammed into a single piece of software before -
MongoDB really needs to chill the fuck out with their email marketing, daily emails plus frequent harassment from sales reps wanting to know why I downloaded their software is getting on my tits now.
Anybody would think I'm the first person that's ever installed the bloody thing.
Whenever I add an address to spam or unsubscribe it just seems like the origin address changes, having to rely on client side filtering, yayyy1 -
How do you guys use the "extra" buttons on the mouse? Mine are currently set to back/forward, but I don't see myself using it that often while coding, so I'm looking for some ideas on how to better take advantage of them.17
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The tale of mouse and clock
Once upon a time, there was a mouse that wanted to know what time it was. So it asked the first best man, but unfortunately, it didn't understand Suaheli. Anyway, the man just mumbled "gotta kick the cat in the ass".
So the mouse went on and nearly would have got it when another mouse came into play that had been sewed onto an elephant's ear for 27 years - but it had forgotten the exact time it had gotten sewed on.
So the searching mouse came up with doing something about the sun, but since it was just a dumb mouse, it looked into the sun and was blinded for a time.
Somewhat desperately, it staggered through the gutter where there was quite some garbage. Just by chance, it fell over a dumped wristwatch and broke its nose.
Moral of the story: even a blind mouse sometimes can find a broken clock.2 -
Friend of mine recommended I try out ASP.Net MVC since I'm on one of those "muh career" drives to learn more and be a more valuable asset. (background in PHP with laravel and Zend)
Fired it up, had a quick tinker, had the "Ooo me likey!" moments and tonight I can finally dig into it properly over the weekend :) 48 hour binge incoming :D5 -
2 new favourite acronyms for CLI work;
RIBEYE - Read it before execution ya' 'eejit
RIBBED - Read it before breaking everyone's domains1 -
Do people still use mouse mats? I thought they came about 'cos of the rolling ball mouse which are now mainly in landfill.8
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!rant
I was thinking recently about clickbait and facebooks attempt to limit it, if you were charged with implementing some form of clickbait stopper, how would you do it?
I was thinking some kind of regex match for patterns like "this [subject] just" and "you won't believe [shit goes here]".
I'd also invest heavily in companies that build robots specifically designed to kick people in the nuts, because we need more of those to solve this issue4 -
I don't wanna blame Linux. I am just gonna blame my HP stream 13. You petite useless beautiful blue girl. 🙄1
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Right after breaking my camera lens, my brother again broke my precious favorite mouse. I don't know what to do about it. After all, he is my brother.7
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Fastest 3.5kb/s I've ever seen! kb/s is the new mb/s!
(link because portrait - https://puu.sh/yaSWT/62d447ebc8.gif)
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Alright fine, maybe having Jenkins auto retry on failure wasn't the best idea. In my defence - it did work that one time.
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Went out, got hammered, came home and decided in my infinite wisdom that I'd stuff my face with cold pizza (fuck yeah left over pizza) and get some code written before bed.
The code was great, worked absolutely fine, but the commit messages were completely ineligible. Decided to quickly reword those the next morn-... Afternoon. -
Just want to take the temperature on the community's thoughts towards commit size - Do you commit little and often (eg. "Added foo() method to Bar") or do you do fewer larger commits (eg. "Added fooList feature")?
It's currently a debate that's heating up where I am and I'm curious what the community thinks.
I'm a fan of the former - doing lots of small commits because my release process is fully automated, meaning I can keep track of lots of small changes to prod.
Here's a strawpoll because numbers, but I'd like to hear your thoughts on the topic;
https://www.strawpoll.me/1623181110 -
Jeffrey Way has been a big influence, learned a hell of a lot from being subscribed to the Laracasts and certainly a better developer for it1
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There's no such thing as a minor change when there's a company's bottom line at stake. Take things slowly and carefully, in this industry it's better to ask permission than beg forgiveness, because you'll only receive that forgiveness when you're in line at the job center.
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Telling my friend about a side project I was doing in Zf3, he says "why not do it In dot net core for a change"...
Fuck sake now I want to build it in dot net.
Goddammit.4 -
"you're the type of person that brings a chair to a stand up meeting".
No sir, you are incorrect.
I'm the type of person that creates a composer.json at the root of your node project to fuck with you -
The sheer irony of someone editing my SO question to "Fix bad grammar" and introducing even more bad grammar is hilarious.
You were there in SECONDS sir, props for that, Now unless you know your way around the Angular 4 view child system would you kindly fuck off? 🙃
(if you do know your way around aforementioned view child system and fancy a quick rep bump come save my sanity https://stackoverflow.com/questions...)
Edit - holy shit question has been up for 15 mins and its not at minus ten thousand, Tis the season!3 -
Used visual studio's baked in git tools for the first time last night, it felt bizarre pushing to a repo without that momentary existential crisis thinking "oh god am I on the right branch, are these the right commits, did I add the right files, am I in sync with upstream".
Think I'll stick to cli, keeps me on my toes.2 -
Why do you use a laptop but you have to borrow my desktop mouse for a short while which is 8 hrs and then return to me, and then you scream into my ears for using the computer for soooo long ??? Because I dont have a mouse what am I suppose to use?
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I was searching for reviews for MX Master, and have never seen so many gamers get pissed of by a mouse not being aimed at their demographic!
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A system that was composed almost entirely of copy pasted stack overflow snippets and github gists (with any licensing or author credit removed), that even went as far as to accept raw JSON via a text area.
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Got me out of shitty, backbreaking, dead end manual labour jobs and following a genuine career path that actually has prospects and a future.
Bet one of my old boss is still seething mad, I used to take my laptop in the van and code during 6/7/16 hour drives all over the country to and from jobs,
Then one day I resign and tell him I'm gonna be a developer instead ;)3 -
TL;DR: Forwards and backwards buttons on mouse broke. Me sad!
grrr, bought a corsair dark core mouse (on sale) to use with my laptop (in school) because I got really sick my other mouse being wired. It has worked really well up until like a month ago where the fucking forwards and backwards buttons magically stopped working and will instead just type the numbers 1 and 2. This also happens only in Linux because iQueue, their driver software, is windows only.
It works fine otherwise, but goooood is it hard to live without the forwards and backwards buttons :<3 -
Any aeropress users about? Colleague introduced me to it and the world of "proper" coffee (in the UK you get instant coffee 9 times out of 10), thoroughly hooked now4
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I'm not actually sure Ford tested their SYNC bluetooth functionality at all, this thing seems to fall over when I even think about connecting something to it.
Radio is still playing, but there's no response from any buttons, even after stopping and starting the engine, looks like it's time to yank the fuse for it again
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The whole "walls are closing in" feeling when you're working on something, and someone pops up wanting this thing and it's urgent, and another person pops up wanting another thing and it's even more urgent.
Even though you put it on the back burner it does still feel like it's notched the pressure up a bit -
My (yet another) forum, wanted to make an extensible system like vBulletin/Invision Power without the scummy pricing schemes and rip off market prices, fully open source.
Had something that was working but the patchwork architecture was making it a total PITA to get anything done, the rewrite is under way though :)2 -
Every time I've downloaded someone else's "new Javascript project" with more packages than fucking UPS, Angular CLI went from 1.5 at project start to 1.6 a month later and NOTHING WORKS, 3 hours wasted before I gave up and went back to dotNET
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Can we change the end goal of active noise cancelling to "Cancels anything from the top40 charts"? That new shitter of a Kylie song has an irritating fucking OOWAOOWAOOOOO tone that repeats incessantly because OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOES, Modern chart music has to appeal to the lowest common denominator of knuckle dragging mouth breathing fuck tard or it doesn't sell.
Even worse, aforementioned banshee squeal is at a pitch that juuuuust escapes the noise cancelling on these AKG N60s, so every fucking 30 seconds it makes my blood pressure spike to dangerously unhealthy levels when the red mist floods in.
Google! Get on this shit! You can already identify what's playing around me on the pixel 2 make a set of headphones that cancel that with extreme prejudice and I'll buy 10 of the fuckers.
I'm off to try prevent a rage induced stroke now in a sound proof room.
*twitch*2 -
Mobile networks really boil my piss sometimes, Past my minimum period now and can upgrade, Found an offer on a pixel 2 matching my current plan for cheaper than I pay now, but its only for new customers.
What's REALLY retarded is they're not willing to let me upgrade to that deal, so I'd have to get my PAC code so I can keep my number, leave the network, sign up on that deal as a new customer and give them back the PAC code they just gave me, the fuck?!
Or I could go find a less pants on head retarded network, think I might do that actually.
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Hey college - would really appreciate the option to disable this blasted mouse acceleration. Also not being able to save .exes to our home area, on a computing course, is dumb.
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Killer Wireless - reconsider your choice of industry, and fuck yourselves with a cactus, preferably attached to a car battery.
Thanks,
- DLMousey
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Since yesterday I had problems with mouse operation. It turned out it all started when I put my Bluetooth mouse into my backpack. And to think that I suspected the touchpad.
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I reckon Microsoft could have made Windows updates less dread inducing if they took a leaf out of apple's book and included a "reopen windows on login" option.
Whenever there's an update for OS X I just install it knowing I'll be right back where I was when I reboot, There's probably some architectural reason why this can't be done but surely if frequent, mandatory updates are going to be your strategy this is a must have option for the user?1 -
It's weird when the roads are unusually quiet in a morning, you get the feeling you're either really early or really late to work, then you start thinking of excuses for both scenarios3
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Just ran LGs smart Doctor thing to free up some space on my phone and it uninstalled half my apps, including SwiftKey!
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My mouse/keyboard(+numpad) combo.
Why does Microsoft think that everyone needs a dedicated key to open the calculator?! I have one on both my keyboard (top-right) and the separate numpad. I used to press the calculator button by mistake when going for backspace - remapped it now.
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Created new configs, entities, services, controllers, endpoints, views and all the relevant JS for a new section of a system.
Tested it out, all working like a charm, very happy, Then realise I've named them all incorrectly.
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Open LinkedIn notifications, 22 new connections pending, oh cool. All recruiters!
GET TAE FUCK WILL YE（╯°□°）╯︵( .o.)7 -
Well. I'm stressed and a bit sick so let me tell you this you fuckers: I don't want to play in your little mindfucking game where everything is about efficiency, money and who has the biggest dick around.
Usually I'm the idealistic, positive kind of guy who spreads love and lets people do their things as long as they just don't fuck with him.
Right now though, just go fuck yourself in your damn stupid car you fancy fucker because I don't care about your big dick you have to show off on every occasion. I don't give a fuck about your big paycheck or your smart ass. I'm so sick of this industry mouse wheel and modern slavery where it is made extra hard to enjoy our lives and unfold who we really wanna be because some stupid asshead is not able to fill his hollow emptiness with bare love but has to swallow loads of cash instead giving him the craziest form of diarrhea.
Com'on! We kind of tamed the planet. We put so much effort and created a huge system with so many securities and still we are not able to simply live freely, share love, opinions and great ideas. Why is it still so common to define yourself about your projects, paycheck and false effort? Instead of how much good you give to others, how self-consistent you are, how good you treat yourself?
All I want from you is a bit honesty to yourself. How about being nicer to yourself, letting your love unfold for the sake of releasing that love to the world?
For me you will be a hero!
Notes:
I believe that the personal happiness is influenced not only by your surroundings but mostly how you interact with it. Karma basically. So yeah, normally I'd say you can simply decide to ignore that shit, walk on your path and decide to be what you want to be no matter what dickheads cross your path, but honestly I just had to get that rant out because this ridiculous nonsense makes me so sick right now.
I'm successful right now. I have the privilege to decide on being happy and I know that not everyone has this privilege. I believe, spreading love will also spread this privilege.
That said, have a nice day!4 -
If you give a mouse a cookie is all too real. Started sending out release notes to those who benefit from the changes and they're now asking for access to our ticket system 'just because'2
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Why do all music services have the audacity to be so fucking expensive?! Soundcloud Routinely yanks me out the zone with it's irritating fucking adverts and dogshit quality algorithm that decides I have to listen to 6 ads in a row every few songs, Get the credit card out, go to sign up for their go thing to get rid of them;
£9.99 A MONTH?!
FOR SOUNDCLOUD?!
well twist my fucking titties, no.
Exposed framework it is then! It it was 6 or even 7. 99 a month I'd consider it but 9.99?!
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Why this keyboard is called gaming keyboard it is same as my previous keyboard with just some highlighted buttons.
By the way I brought this combo for mouse only as it was cheap.
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If you're like me and you suck at picking out colour pallets check out https://colorbook.me, it aggregates colour pallets from the top few most popular designs on dribbble (yes that's 3 b's because designers).
My inner limey is in pain right now, I was forced to spell colour incorrectly more than never.2 -
- Get the first working version of llamaTORIALS live before expanding on it any more (trying to do the 1 man agile thing) & record some new content
- Get some form of secondary revenue stream on the go
- Attend at least 1 insomnia BYOC event
- Paint the apartment
- Get a picture with a Llama. Yes. I like Llamas. -
Do ergonomic keyboards and mice help?
Yesterday I went through 6 hour maintenance without a break which involved a lot of typing and clicking.... (Because shit never works properly on live server, right?)
And now my right shoulder through my wrist feels numb.
I'm thinking maybe it's time to give up on 'gaming' rigs...
What are your thoughts?
Or should I just stretch more often?3 -
Hacktoberfest is upon us! Go forth and pull (request) till you're bloody cross-eyed!
(and don't forget to sign up to be eligible for your t-shirt!)
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Having floats and absolute/relative positioning explained to me by a CSS guru that survived ye olde days of table layouts and gifs for rounded corners
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Writing angular 1.x, having a problem with routing via ngroute, look up on SO, every answer says to use UI Router instead and no solutions are provided. SERIOUSLY? That's like saying Hmm I can't be bothered doing the dishes I know I'll just fucking move house instead.1
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Stumbled across a gist showing how to pass cli arguments to gulp tasks, suddenly found myself resisting the urge to cover every single line of the gulpfile in switches and arguments
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I should not be at work I feel deathly, I also shouldn't miss this deadline, and I probably won't be allowed to finish the days work at home to avoid contaminating others...
Wat do?!?2 -
Presumably the name you give it when the deadline is hours away, you're tight as a knot from stress and feel like you're seven leagues under the bastard sea from pressure is this "Crunch" period I've heard so much about.
Eesh, this is rough. -
Seeing the fork count on your repo increasing is the best weird feeling, it's a mix of excitement seeing what other people can come up with and being horribly aware of how much impact your actions have on other people now.
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Learned a few reliable tricks for positioning CSS elements properly without breaking document flow or my sanity.
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Maybe someone here can help me out. I get annoyed when I need to use the mouse; I lose concentration whenever I have to find it on my desk (small glance from the screen to find it). I work with a Mac and need a mouse to test everything I make works. Is there some tiny presentation roll mouse I can hold whilst I type, or a clit mouse I can add to the keyboard out there?6
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Want to become a master at productivity? Unplug your mouse.
Also install vim shortcuts or other plugins in your browser.
Stop Procrastinating.5 -
Any advice on buying a new mouse?
Uses: Programming, Gaming
Old one was a Razer Deathadder.
I don't mind if it's expensive as long as it's good quality. I'm basically using it all day.10 -
I decided to try out a vertical mouse. So, far I really like it. I do need to get use to the fact they are taller then traditional mice. I keep knocking it off the mouse pad or over when I move my hand from the keyboard to mouse.
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Sublime Text owners, what persuaded you to buy it? The nagware notice is really starting to grind on me but I might just switch back to Atom :P any benefits beyond no nagging to purchasing?
Might buy either ST or PhpStorm since I like them both7 -
Had a script that imported an Excel file, even though it'd succeed and import just fine, we'd get a property of non object error and since those are fatal the application would stop, wrapped it in a try catch with a return redirect with success for the try and the catch
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I give up on getting Bluetooth LE to run :/
Got a new 14'' Laptop for travel/mobile purpose. It only got like 2 USB Ports so i thought a fine Logitech 590 might be nice.
I am currently using Ubuntu 18.10 and a tried everything..Arch Wiki had some nice tips, but even then i cannot even detect the damn tool, despite many sites saying hcitool -lescan plus gatttool should do the trick, no avail.
This is quite retarded cause i was really looking forwar to do this. I figure it might be hard but impossible is annoying :/
Stupid Bluetooth6 -
Decide to sign up for soundcloud go to get rid of ads, thought I'd be nice today, get to payment section, requires a zip code...
I'm in the UK.
Either take my fucking money, or stop shoving adverts down my throat and taking me out of the zone you fucks -
thoughts on the Apple Magic Mouse? is it worth it if you use a Mac for work? I'd definitely get a generation old one where the charging port isn't on the fucking bottom if I were to get one lmfao6
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I'm currently building a framework for developing WordPress plugins that's designed to make the experience less awful but I'm a tad cloudy on what direction I need to take in some areas, so I thought I'd ask the devrant community :) if you could take a minute to answer this 4 question typeform I'd really appreciate it, it'll help a lot :)
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13/14 ish, got very VERY deep into the zone on a side project. Wrote a shit load code but still got fuck all done 🙃
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Designing stuff/general sketching/mockups, it started at first as a way to get a client to sign off on something instead of throwing it to the wind and letting scope creep ruin the project but holy shit, the amount of times I've gone back to my design tool (figma.com for anyone interested) and done a diagram or doodled a chart/flow for what I'm trying to accomplish is madness.
If you struggle to put things into words, make something visual for it, I get bitched at constantly for not putting things into words properly (bearing in mind the question is usually something like "what does getArticleService do?" "... It gets the article service") so I just throw a chart or a diagram their way instead, seems to keep people happy -
They weren't supportive at all at first, said I was wasting my time wouldn't get anywhere because i've got no uni qualifications or anything like that (academic dropout, couldn't stand learning at the pace of the dumbest %£#! in the room), about a year later they're super supportive, always showing off stuff I've built and bragging about my achievements at their work.
It's amazing what kind of respect your hobbies get when they have a salary attached :P
Making loads more money than I ever did in my dead end manual labour jobs and actually enjoying what I do (except WordPress that is...) -
Only 1 thing FF Quantum is missing, the rendered network preview :( Sure it sends back the html which I can drop onto an about:blank but it's an extra step I'd really rather not have to do
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Got my dual boot setup installed again so I've got an overwatch free environment to work in, promptly ditched Ubuntu Unity and replaced it with Plasma, I forgot just how pretty it is O: anyone had issues with the graphical corruption/flickering with Plasma?
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Fire alarm goes off in my building at 1.30am this morning, then continues on until 3am until someone remembered the code to turn it off.
Turns out it was a false alarm... For the fourth time this month.
I've now arrived at the conclusion our fire alarm is sentient and becomes enraged by people sleeping.
Concentrating will be fun today... -
I saw the podcast hasn't been updated in a long time, why don't you do interviews with members of the community so you can do regular episodes?
I was involved with a community podcast before that would set out a series of standard questions, and they'd leave it up to the community members that want to take part to go record their own interview and then they'd upload it on site, the podcast hosts could then record a 30 second intro introducing the members interview, add their music and job done :)
Just a suggestion, I'd love to hear some members of the community tell us a little more about themselves and their background :D3 -
Is it just me or does writing a unit test for something that's meant to fail feel totally arse backwards?
Don't get me wrong the test succeeds in asserting what it's meant to assert, it just feels backwards writing it xD1 -
I am going to start a big project (6-10 weeks) in my computer science class and had an idea to create an application that allows the user to share their mouse and keyboard over several computers regardless of OS. I plan to do the project in C++ but have no experience creating applications with C++. Firstly, is this project possible in. NET Core? If not, could you point me to resources or give me some tips that would help me in my project. Thanks.7
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Perfect time estimation.
Handy side effect would be all specs become frozen and sealed the instant they're agreed on -
Looks like Google totally borked Android studio in 2.2, finally had to update when my new projects wouldn't show design view anymore because of a weird rendering engine issue, now it's totally unusable on Windows.
Click into a class, 30 second wait before it responds, then I can type, until of course autocomplete pops up then it's another 30 seconds while it sorts its life out and I can type again. Given this thing 4gb of ram maximum from its default 7xx mb, even tried bumping it up to 12 for the lulz same result both times
Yes I've tried running it on Linux, works fine in Ubuntu but for some reason it won't save emulators I create and also won't launch them.
Haven't tried it under macOS, but initial research seems promising.
How do you manage to totally bork the IDE for your own platform, when the last however many releases went off without a single hitch?2 -
how many of us really do use the mouse as often as we can ? or to put it another way... how many miss the days of just being very productive with keyboard shortcuts ? i find it very annoying with the mouse hindering my progress.... but then again i cant remember all the shortcuts...8
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Anybody else having trouble attaching images to rants? Just seems to hang forever for me :(
Seems to be the case regardless of how I'm connected, not the same without attaching spicy memes :( -
I'm considering buying Logitech MX Master 2s. Any alternative recommendations for a wireless mouse with built-in battery?7
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Do you know what's grinding my gears today... the way my colleague keeps finger slapping his left hand mouse button every 5 seconds.😠1
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I'd become a "security researcher" and "help" companies find "slight defects" and "oversights" in the security of their AI systems.
The following uprising of the humans would be
A) awesome since we've all seen enough movies to know how it plays out
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Anyone experiencing a sudden lag of their logitech unifying ?
When mouse pointer lag it get me on the nerves, and can"t find any solution yet.
Plz help, i switched for a wired mouse for now.
I saw that it may be to do with usb power management. Drivers ?
Any ideas ?4 -
I hate you, you stupid Omron mouse switch with your damn fookin overfragile platelet thingy that breaks when lookin at it!!!!111!!1!1
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I have never been able to find the perfect rollerball mouse. My Kensington is almost perfect but the click buttons don't work 100% of the time. Suggestions?
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