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My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

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  • 6
    4y
    I think the number of times this joke came up makes it obvious that it's funny only one time.
  • 19
    4y
    Can we freshen it up?

    "When my gf and I were together, I was a really poor scheduler; I kept deprioritizing her workloads and eventually she timed out on our relationship."
  • 2
    4y
    My gf dumped all her chores on me when I told her to quit

    // java reference
  • 2
    4y
    @SortOfTested gz on hijacking OP's repost.

    You are not the hero we want but the one we deserve.
  • 10
    4y
    And your next GF will dump you because guys who are too stupid to use the fucking "joke/meme" button also have small dicks.
  • 1
    4y
    @Fast-Nop and you know this how?
  • 4
    4y
    @netikras Logical deduction - elementary, dear Watson. And confirmed by reality (aka @rutee07).
  • 1
    4y
    📌
  • 1
    4y
    @Fast-Nop It sounds completely logical, based on reliable sources and not at all made up.

    Thank you!
  • 2
    4y
    My gf dumped me because I named a class after her but I used too many instances of that class.

    (Multiple gfs with same name?)
  • 2
    4y
    Just get the fuck to the "joke" category
  • 2
    4y
    @Fast-Nop Other way around, isn’t it? God felt bad for giving them such a small brain, so he gave them a big dick?
  • 1
    4y
    @Root Even a god can't escape Murphy's Law.
  • 0
    4y
    @Fast-Nop Eh?
  • 0
    4y
    @Root Everything that can go wrong will go wrong, so his errors will pile up one on top of the other instead of partially compensating themselves.
  • 1
    4y
    @Fast-Nop Oh ye of little faith.
    Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do.

    But really now, this conversation was about dicks.
  • 3
    4y
    *inhales* CLASS IS NOT THE SAME AS OBJECT. IF YOU NAMED AN OBJECT (OF THE CLASS YOU INSTANTIATED) AS YOUR GF NAME JOKE WOULD MAKE SENSE.
  • 0
    4y
    @SortOfTested As a busy man that's funny and sad.
  • 1
    4y
    OP, you good?

    We need a « roast » category.
  • 6
    4y
    The op's post is a lie. He never had a girlfriend.
  • 0
    4y
    @SortOfTested Wonderful! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • 0
    4y
    I think your girlfriend dumped you because you press all the wrong button.
    For example RANT is no JOKE. She will probably take that harder than us and we take it hard.

    Also lame guys blame external objects...
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