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I spent the whole day unmotivated and watched peaky blinders because it is my time of the month and I honestly just lose all energy. Now its almost midnight and I am having to force myself to do work I was supposed to do during the day. Remind me again how useful a uterus is coz at this point I will sell it for a brand new workstation tbfh.

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    You could live all your life without ovaries 🤔 would have solved the problem
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    Yeah but your chances of a bunch of diseases are lower and you get to have multiple orgasms. The last of which I'd say makes it worth it. And you don't have nearly enough testosterone, so you live a happy life.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    All in all, maybe it's worth a day of pain every month.
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    @NoMad You seem to be making a somewhat compelling argument, and yet I remain wholly unpersuaded.

    If given the opportunity to switch genders outright (think I Dream of Jeannie, not some mad scientist procedure), would you actually trade in the twig and berries for an axe wound? I sure wouldn't, not without a shit-ton of stipulations and riders, at least. My heart goes out to woman kind, even with the lower prevalence of many diseases, longer life span and serial orgasms, biology fucks them over. Their entire relationship with reproduction, whether they want kids or not, is ever-increasingly at odds with modern lifestyles and a never-ending chore...that is, until it closes up shop in middle age and like an old jalopey they need to have a bag of tools just to get it out of the garage for an afternoon drive!

    Gripe all you want, I tell them. I'll not only listen but offer my sympathy and refill your wine glass too! They've earned it.
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    @NoMad more like 1 day of excruciating pain, 2 days of mild pain then 3 more days of just hating everything and everyone because I feel sick and can't even place what's wrong with me or take medication. Plus as I am currently having no sex seeing as the lives is miles away, I'll take a good break if that was at all possible.
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    @RogueScholar pls give me wine.
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    @witchDev see a doc. That amount of pain is not normal. Keep your bp up, hydrate, idk whatever common advice.
    As for sex, I'm sorry decent men are so rare. But worry not, you'll find one. If not, consider dating women?

    ...
    *Grabs her own bottle of wine* nothanks!
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    @NoMad *passes over my glass for a refill *
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    @witchDev *hands over bottle* 😏

    (Tho tbh I prefer rum or whiskey)
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    @NoMad personally I don't like to drink but rum gives me a headache and whiskey makes me a little slutty 😂 wine (red) is always a safe option when I indulge.
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