Two people banged 24 years ago. Now I have to go to meetings everyday

Your Boss is 24 years old?

@theabbie 🤣 I thought he is talking abt himself

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

@rox79 I is

*correction
24 years ago, someone forgot to use a condom.

@deadlyRants Just gave you your 5000th, congrats.

@TheBeardedOne Everything you will ever experience, the whole of your existence, from your earliest self reflection to pondering the meaning of life is the direct result of a creampie.

Them: The human mind is the universe contemplating itself.

Me: The human mind is the universe contemplating itself AFTER a creampie.

An apple fell from a tree. Now airplanes fall from the sky killing hundreds of people.

@HiFiWiFiSciFi poetry

Good thing they did!!! Right?

this isn't a rant!

it's poetry. ♥️

@sariel poems can be rants too

@electrineer progress!

@HiFiWiFiSciFi your life is really just one long extended creampie, going back 100_000+ years.