Sometimes I wish I was a cow, eating grass in some field

No more code
No more stress
Just moo

And you’d probably taste really good. All gras fed and stuff..

Moo spelled backwards is Oom!

10/10 would eat you dry aged

This, but with crows instead of cows. See a bunny, realize you hate bunnies so much, pull their tail until they leave. Living the dream.

Sometimes I wish I was my cat. All of the above + you are admired for doing literally nothing, eating and sleeping all day. 😂

@cb219
Yep, everyone wants to own a slave who does all the work for him. But Sadly, only cats and drug lords may actually own one...

Be This the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

good luck https://esolangs.org/wiki/COW

you would be a typical Cow you would not be on a field. Most likely, you will be:

- Torn apart from you mother, right after your birth.

- Be inside a factory, standing in your own shit.

- Be impregnated when you are 1 year old (that is at about 1/30 of your natural lifespan), in the way that a member of a other species puts their fist in your anus and a tube in your vagina.

- After you gave birth, your baby will be taken away from you and probably be killed. No one cares how you feel about it.

- That cycle repeats about 5 times.

- Then you are put in a house where many of your kind are killed, 100's per day. Somebody will shoot a bolt in your head, maybe misses 1-2 times before you get killed and sold as pieces for 5$ per piece, labeled as "Happy Animal Meat, Free range".

Not so great when you think about it

...in India.

@Demolishun ayoo india mei cows eat plastic.

Moo

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