Working as a new employee: no wifi. No work. 10 new tools to get familiair with. 41 new people to get to know. No workstation. No desk. No signed contract.
So far so good.

See the manager, say. "I can see nothing has been prepared for me to start work.Do you want me to start next week, to give you chance to get things organised?. However I expect to be paid for this week and i also need a contract ready for when I return... you fucking incompetent arse wipe."

So what are you doing there?

Contract is signed!

Management is something they don't know here. Just a middleman thats left away.

Atm im just clicking around on a workstation from someone else. Getting familiair with their software and projects and stuff. Nothing really useful though.

Hoping for more usefulness soon :)

@heyheni he's ranting 😂