Look who am looking for to marry

Hear the out cry

I like

I imagine if every girl was to ask for my S.O point count before dating me then I would die single...

My Ubuntu is on too much caffeine 😂😂

When your dream was game programming but you ended up in web dev't

"One man's crappy software is another man's full time job"

Most accurate representation

If you haven't tested expect anything.

Even a print might drop a database

Brutal expression

This is sooo true

!rant
I remember when I was new to programming I would bookmark almost every website where I got a working solution...

Who the fuck has time to select destination countries when uploading a mere video

Normal user understanding of cloud storage😂😂

Emails

LONG MS WORD NIGHT DETECTED

I have to work on a high level document, low level document, SAC document and a use case script for me to get QA approvals.
**CLOSES EDITOR **

Worth an experiment 😀😂

Got it

I had to disable my adblocker

Here to represent project managers.
Who was saying what about us?!

Talk now or forever hold your peace!

After 8years+ on stackover flow, I do have my "informed" barge(which I got the day I signed up) and a reputation of 10pts.
I wonder how these guys with countless points got them.

That one consistent error that threatens your career😠

Its my birthday and people are asking me about the party and I wish I can tell them that I have a production bug to fix

Meanwhile someone has endorsed me for MS word!!!
Am not sure if you feel that pain😡😡

I swear I passionately hate doing excel reports

In my new neighborhood I found this WiFi network which has been protected for so long by just its name "Virus".
Am sure the owner never thought of geeks who instead of running away from" virus" just get closer.

Am ranting using "virus" network

Has this ever happened to any job applicant here:

Job requirements:
Java, angulaj js, TDD, node js and demonstrated usage of noSql DBMS.

You qualify for the job and only to find the work mainly requires php

Its amazing walking to a big bank building which you networked and you know where each cable passes to and you remember where you took shortcuts

Am I the only one who hates typing $ in php

Weekend got me like....