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BLAZING FAST

I never see this said with reference to a fucking hardware driver or a shit hot games engine, it's always used to persuade me to use some fucking frontend framework.

It's JS, running in a browser, polishing the turd of the clapped-out DOM - I don't EXPECT it to be fast. I just don't want it to go completely to fuck straight away. The bar is so low that the core of the Earth is melting it.

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  • 4
    Ah, but those Github rocket emojis!
  • 3
    @AlmondSauce ah yeah that's different, you know it's OFF THE CHARTS PERFORMANT when you see one of those
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    Whenever someone says blazing fast and then it's written in fucking JS or some shit...

    God that pisses me off so much. Like fuck off you don't even know the meaning of blazing fast you fucking webshit.

    Also I don't even want your shitty JS to be blazing fast just to fucking work. Fucking idiots
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