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cb219
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Had my first vaccine yesterday ... today I'm a train wreck ... I hope your day is better.

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    Someone else posted the same thing
    Their ass hurt them significantly and they couldn’t remember how they got home or why they smelled of prunes
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    But the real question is, did you gain better phone reception after it?
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    @C0D4 LOL seriously I have to look up the 5g crap LOL I hate not getting that joke
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    @MadMadMadMrMim
    Coincidence, they think not.
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    @C0D4 so they think 5g is spreading covid ?

    you know what COULD make sense if you wanted to do an after the fact explanation ?

    the traveling path of the work crews that were putting up the trunk connections and tower upgrades as being a group of carriers.
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    @C0D4 germany 😁
    And 5G is almost non-existent here, so ... I've even got a 5G supported phone (didn't care about the capability) let's see when we can actually use that technology in the next, like, decades?
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    @MadMadMadMrMim in a way.

    So, according to "sources" China developed 5G as a way to spread radiation to the masses, this radiation causes a fatal flu like sickness which we now call COVID-19, now as the world rolled out 5G, the more spikes of COVID cases showed up...

    Somewhere in this rollout, bill gates decided to find a cure and add microchips to the vaccines for mass surveillance purposes, now since these microchips are in your arms, they give off radiation of their own that boosts the 5G signals and increases the spread of COVID-19.

    what a great time to be alive right?
    conspiracy theory roller coaster.

    Please don't make me go read that much bullshit in my life again.
    Im sure im on some FBI watch list after those search results 😅
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    @C0D4 can i move whereever you are and do half your work for you in exchange for room and board ? we could be the bestest friends :P because yeah, took the words right out of my mouth, the years of deleted time included this is just a GREAT time to be alive heh.
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    @C0D4 so, no, sadly didn't help with 5G
    I wonder what science has to say about this 😉
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    @C0D4 wow on that explanation 😂
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    @cb219 science or "science" 👀

    I'd say your vaccine was a placebo, they can't be shoving these chips into everyone when there's shortages.
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    They have looked at masks from China under a microscrope. They contain what looks like worms. They start moving when exposed to moisture. The theory is that these microscopic worms are activated and controlled by 5G signals. There are also theories that the vaccines contain some kind of nano bots that are also activated and controlled via 5G. I thought all this was bullshit until I saw videos of the worms in masks and test swabs, and saw videos of nano bots swimming around cells. Then I was like there is no way in hell this is real. YMMV
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    @C0D4 wanna form a chatroom ?
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    @MadMadMadMrMim erm, how do I know that platform isn't a COVID spreader?
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    I booked my vaccine appointments today. I got a positive antibody result yesterday, so depending on the country I might not have to wait for both doses before I go on holiday.
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    @C0D4 the shortage is happening *because* they're shoving chips into everyone
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    After i got my shot, i replaced Gentoo with Windows 10 and got an Office 365 subscription. I also can now do voice calls without using my phone...
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    @Oktokolo there are some definite side effects then :P
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    @Oktokolo there are some definite side effects then :P
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    @MadMadMadMrMim
    Only good ones. Was never more happy. Just ordered a new Surface convertible.
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    @Oktokolo its a joke because the surface sucks ? :P
  • 1
    Does devrant have a "reply to this message" feature that I'm missing other than replying to a specific user? I realize right now that it would be quite handy 😅
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    basically if i ever catch one of these people hurting a kid i'll murder them
    o matter how the fucked up whore twats who have been so for years sit and grin at them 'simulating' a kid crying out in terror.

    *smiles* and the whore looks ripped up and aged :)
  • 1
    @MadMadMadMrMim uh ... what?
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    @cb219 awful people that were pointed out to me that are still in their same expected location by choice putting on some fucked up show for each other and grinning evilly at the sound of a kid screaming at the top of their lungs.
  • 1
    My father received both vaccines frop Pfizer, a week later, by misstake he did the antigen test instead of pcr test for travel. The antigen test was negative, he didn't had any antigens. Im kinda far away from how the vaccination and that stuff works, but a question mark appeared in my mind... After the vaccination you shouldn't have the antigens? At the same time I am not bothered so much to google that stuf out...
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    @blindXfish well firstly rule of thumb all the things we USED to get vaccinated for are still valid
    Kind of interesting how we don’t have a vaccine for hiv yet but we have a vaccine for a disease that only showed up 2 years ago lol
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    @MadMadMadMrMim
    Hey, i thought that too. But now they really look like pretty decent hardware.
    BTW: Are you vaccinated yet? We really should get that herd immunity going...
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    @Oktokolo I would but I don’t want to wake up in a strange place smelling like a home for seniors lol
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    @Oktokolo I guarantee you the summer I ran to the hills would have fallen into last summer in the cycle and I’d have been especially comfy in the northeast because of the lack of ticks !
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    https://youtu.be/7oGofOuai1k lol I already saw this long before now lol
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    congrats now that you have become a robot.
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