Hope this is not a repost

A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."


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    Welcome to devRant! I had not seen that one before!
  • 4
    My thoughts haven't changed from the last time this joke was posted:

    A good programmer would pay attention to warnings. I've seen far too many easily-preventable bugs to just ignore them. If you're willingly ignoring warnings then you're accepting unnecessary risk.
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    Warnings are yellow and yellow is poop. And poop is not good for your code.
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    @CorruptComputer if it's Red go see a doctor because that's a fucking fatal error.
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