Most helpful error log ever...

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present you the API I'm working with...

That's a pretty fucking useful error description right there.

Error: Missing argument exception.

I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

My senior designed this Error page.. and the message is damn funny..

Best error message ever seen

Status code: 200
Content-Type: application/json
Body: {"error": true, "responseCode":400 }

That weird moment when you get an error "please contact your administrator" and then you realize that you are the administrator..

I just tried to connect on my own teletype portal 😂 And this is one of the best error messages I've seen lately 😂

I changed my Wi-Fi name to Syntax Error and made some changes to the configuration. I wanted to disable the admin page at the 2.4Ghz connection, but I got kicked out at 5Ghz as well. So I couldn't log in anymore and resetting the router didn't helped.

So I called the ISP if they can restore it to factory settings, but the guy on the phone didn't understand a thing I said. He said to me: "Sir I don't exactly understand what u say, but I can see an Syntax Error. Do you want me to fix it." And I laughed and I laughed.. I told him that's the Wi-Fi name but ofcourse he didn't got the joke. I called again and got someone else on the phone. He's resetting the router in a one minute call.

Had some fun this morning.

When error messages have self-awareness and fix problems by themselve the world will burn but I have less issues to care about.

Me: We should change the http response code to anything but 200 OK in the error response case of our API.
Other dev: No, it's fine.
Me: Why?
Other dev: The client successfully receives an error message.
Me: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

Really nice message. I feel so motivated.

Best error message I got.

After several months of bug fixing, I can proudly say the application I inherited at work has gone a whole day in production without an unhandled exception (from a peak of above 1200 a few months ago).

Well, either that or I've broken the error logging and am now living in blissful ignorance.

My girlfriend sent me this error message from a BIM software which she uses at work. I would like to see more sophisticated error messages from a software with a 4K price tag.

Oh windows, your error messages keep surprising me.

"Can't delete file, pathname too long."

Pro tip to error messages #1: keep them simple and short

Pro tip to error messages #2: make them make FUCKING SENSE

http 500 internal server error

Just sharing the best error message I ever got. Sometimes the application is just as confused as you are...

Error handling done properly.

Me: "My PC is sad what should i do? "
Tech-Support: "what do you mean your PC is sad"

i wonder whose(developer) idea was it to put just smiley instead of meaningfull error...

How to fix error 101

Pretty useful error message

When trying to add comment on a rant.

Resolve...

Nice error page Telegram 😁

Wow! Thank you for this wonderfully informative error message!

Read till the last! Never seen such poetic error message ever!

Got to love Microsoft's error messages.

"Yes....and I'm supposed to do what?"

Syntax error!

The guy in the blue shirt shows us a real life implementation of HTTP error 418 I'm a teapot

Found this beauty in a pull request(paraphrased):

//Old code:
String externalIdNotFound = "The external ID could not be found.";

Me: The user who'll see this error message won't think of the ID as being external, so please remove that word.

//New code:
String idNotFound = "The external ID could not be found.";

My days of not trusting this guy's competence are certainly coming to a middle...

Just saw this today, error 500 Youtube , Highly trained monkeys?🐵 🛠 😂 🤣

Me: *Gets an error message I don't recognize.* fuck.

Me: *Googles error*
*First result is not StackOverflow but a github issue instead* oh FUCK!

Windows tells me to „contact the network administrator“.
I yell at the machine: „I AM THE ADMINISTRATOR!!!1!“

Why is Microsoft doing this? Instead of telling me what exactly went wrong, the come up with messages like
“Something happened”
“This is not possible”
“Error 0x2342133723”
“Do you want to ask a Friend?”

I really hope the authors of those error messages will burn in hell for that!

I love this error report... Fml

Got Error! Here's the quick fix

How worse can an error be?

There would be no error if you didn't try to tell me there is an error. Recursion

Just spent the last 10-20 minutes debugging a stupid error. Turns out I spelt construct wrong. FML.

Alright.

Today I was trying out Google Collaboratory for the first time. Just realised that they've built-in "SEARCH STACKOVERFLOW" button if there's an error

Good game Steam! Error displaying this error message.

Time spent creating an error response...

Implementing the response: 5%
Choosing the error message: 95%

ok error message

Error: Couldn't display error message.

What?

Hilariously cool error.

I mean, not everyday your editor tells you to meditate or sing you a bob Dylan’s song, right?

That’s a nice touch atom.

error handling

When your code finally complies after trying to solve a tricky error

What's your funniest error message while testing your code ?

For me : Fatal error - Parachute deployed.

0_o

Non selectable, non clickable links in error messages. *sigh*

I wish i have buddy to code with..

That moment when you are happy to see an error because it means that you are on the right track.

Had a "Fatal error stack overflow"

All google searches lead to irrelevant links in stackoverflow.com

Now I can add this error to my "special errors I had" list. #onceinalifetime

Spectrum Dev: Hmmm.. what should I use for an error code...

Another Dev: The hell should I know.. what's your favorite letter?

HTTP Error 413: That’s what she said!

That moment when you become happy because of another error, at least it could be progress.

depressing but true

that moment when you get a different error message just before you give up

How YouTube handles their Internal Server Error. They have trust issues on humans. LMAO!

Thanks Ryanair for these very exhaustive error messages.

One of my friend's was watching me code. When I got an error, this is what he said.

"You got a big error, so you must be a bad programmer"

Totally understandable error message... 😅

So I started my computer today, but all of a sudden this popped up...

"Users don't need or like detailed error messages. Just use a generic phrase like `an error occurred`. Visually it looks nicer and they won't read it anyway"

- Lead UI / UX Designer, large m.n.c, 10+ years experience

The allocation of my time while 'programming':
50% Reddit
25% Stack Overflow
24% Error messages
1% Actual coding
100% Frustration

Am I the only one that tries to make a program... but has an error for like 5 hours... and then realizes how to solve it while taking a showe?

function checkBrowser() {
if(browser == "Internet Explorer") {
print("I'm sorry, you have reached the 404 error page. Please use a different browser. Have a nice day.");
}
else {
print("Thank you for not using Internet Explorer");
}
}

You know you're in deep shit when a error happens on your error page.

Me: I should use an informative status code to let my users know what went wrong

Me to me: *500 internal server error*

When you want your users to pay attention to your error but it's not really that big of a deal

Thanks Microsoft, I found your number 1 error....

Gee, thanks for the descriptive error. That's really helpful. I now know exactly what to do.

Is it true that Alan Turing actually managed to crack an Oracle DB Error Code?

I hate that, not only did this error happen, but they weren’t smart enough to hide the MySQL stack trace

The line numbers in error messages look like I’m time traveling.
.... line 1987
.... line 1883
.... line 1642
.... line 2007

decided to spice up the error message for lost network connectivity...

Minifiing js-script in one line...

... Error in Line 1:5363.

I've never been more excited to get a new error message 😖

Your internet service provider bringing you an internet friendly error

You know a website is really good when the error count is synced with the time you're on the page.

I really hate these "an error occurred" messages, guessing I'll talk with IT later today.

Meanwhile, the dialog should show

Thanks Rockstar for very helpful error message

Thanks for the error message Android studio :')

When the developer is lazy to type error messages.

>Barely ever written python before
>Gets added to a python group project
>Codes the part I'm associated with
>Runs fine after about 19 tries
>Puts it together with other people's code
>Syntax error
>Searches for the error for 2 and a half hours
>tfw other people use 4 spaces instead of a tab like I do and pythong can't handle it :(

My manager would slaughter me if I put "Weird" in any form of error message/box.

I just started to use
"titties" for success message
and
"no titties" for error message

... I need friends... and titties obviously

"I'm getting an error. It's just not working right."

Stupidest. Bug. Report. Ever.

Please stop wasting our time with tickets like this people, it only requires is to then spend more time just figuring out what the issue is.

🙄🔫

I just saw that error :

Well, I was planning to start the program but apperently an error occured.

If it is an Unknown error, how it is a network error and if it is a network error how is it an Unknown error???!!!

Boss: I have a demo NOW, but there os an error message on that page.

Me: okay, give me sometime to elaborate the problem..

Boss: No No please, this is urgent

Me: Okay..

My code:

Compile time error

IF (no error ) {
Food is delicious;
Weather is nice;
Friends are kind;
Home is comfortable;
Computer is fast;
Return ( continue life );
Else {
Food is disagreeable to the taste;
Weather is stormy;
Friends are zombie;
Home is hell;
Computer is slow;
Return (stop life);
}
}

Error reporting in metro ticket....

When you want to cover all the possibilities in your error msg including parallel universes

I looked up an error on google. Didnt find anything but devRant. Problem solved. Didnt work anymore

Different error
Finally something different

Did a bunch more cowboy coding today as I call it (coding in vi on production). Gather 'round kiddies, uncle Logan's got a story fer ya…

First things first, disclaimer: I'm no sysadmin. I respect sysadmins and the work they do, but I'm the first to admit my strengths definitely lie more in writing programs rather than running servers.

Anyhow, I recently inherited someone else's codebase (the story of my profession career, but I digress) and let me tell you this thing has amateur hour written all over it. It's written in PHP and JavaScript by a self-taught programmer who apparently discovered procedural programming and decided there was nothing left to learn and stopped there (no disrespect to self-taught programmers).

I could rant for days about the various problems this codebase has, but today I have a very specific story to tell. A story about errors and logs.

And it all started when I noticed the disk space on our server was gradually decreasing.

So today I logged onto our API server (Ubuntu running Apache/PHP) and did a df -h to check the disk space, and was surprised to see that it had noticeably decreased since the last time I'd checked when everything was running smoothly. But seeing as this server does not store any persistent customer data (we have a separate db server) and purely hosts the stateless API, it should NOT be consuming disk space over time at all.

The only thing I could think of was the logs, but the logs were very quiet, just the odd benign message that was fully expected. Just to be sure I did an ls -Sh to check the size of the logs, and while some of them were a little big, nothing over a few megs. Nothing to account for gigabytes of disk space gradually disappearing.

What could it be? I wondered.

cd ../..
du . | sort --sort=numeric

What's this? 2671132 K in some log folder buried in the api source code? I cd into it and it turns out there are separate PHP log files in there, split up by customer, so that each customer of ours (we have 120) has their own respective error log! (Why??)

Armed with this newfound piece of (still rather unbelievable) evidence I perform a mad scramble to search the codebase for where this extra logging is happening and sure enough I find a custom PHP error handler that is capturing (most) errors and redirecting them to these individualized log files.

Conveniently enough, not ALL errors were being absorbed though, so I still knew the main error_log was working (and any time I explicitly error_logged it would go there, so I was none the wiser that this other error-catching was even happening).

Needless to say I removed the code as quickly as I found it, tail -f'd the error_log and to my dismay it was being absolutely flooded with syntax errors, runtime PHP exceptions, warnings galore, and all sorts of other things.

My jaw almost hit the floor. I've been with this company for 6 months and had no idea these errors were even happening!

The sad thing was how easy to fix all the errors ended up being. Most of them were "undefined index" errors that could have been completely avoided with a simple isset() check, but instead ended up throwing an exception, nullifying any code that came after it.

Anyway kids, the moral of the story is don't split up your log files. It makes absolutely no sense and can end up obscuring easily fixable bugs for half a year or more!

Happy coding.

Lazy dev error message: "Oops! Something went wrong." Yeah... I love you too.

Well, that's a badass way to have a 404 error page.

Source: Instagram

No matter how big, error is...
It will rest in peace..
Never give up.
You are a coder.

Just clicked on a link of a rant. Now I can see Androids error pages on all devices!

Do you believe in code after code?

Went to the ATM to get some cash.. entered an amount of 800 INR and to my surprise got an error saying "Your account does not have sufficient funds for this transaction" .. Instantly thought that my account has somehow been compromised.. checked the bank app and found out that I everything was normal..

As it turns out the ATM machine did not have 500 or 100 INR notes, thus it could not dispense my requested amount..

Now that's what we call a "Good" error handling..

First year at university, prepared to set up multiple electronics.
rPi, arduino Ethernet shield, laptop, and desktop.
Brand new netgear switch to satisfy my internet surfing needs....

After setting up my devices, I realized none of them have internet. Hm. The feed port on my switch wasn't blinking either. So I tell the front desk, and a short 7 days later the port is back on. Yay, problem solved.

One morning I arise to see the port dark and inactive. Furious I use my laptop to share an internet connection while my actual port is "broken".

Support ticket is reopened and this time I get an email saying the port was disabled due to a security issue.

Me: what's the issue?
IT: there was more than two devices connected to the port

(OnLy TwO dEvIcEs PeR port???)

Me: oh okay I will only connect two.

The next day the port is disabled, again.

Me: can you tell me why it was disabled?
IT: a switch was detected being used, security error.
Me: how do I connect more than one device to the port without a switch???
IT: ...
IT: Please only connect one device.

🤔

When she says those three words:

"Error: Unexpected Exception"

😍😍

Internal server error YouTube

as a node newb, i find this error weird.

Best error-message: Just in case you want to know, you probably fucked up the syntax!

You know you're fucked up when internal compiler is error. . .

1. Get error message
2. Google error message
3. Paste Stack Overflow answer
4. GOTO 1

Yesterday, I was facing an error since afternoon.. spent some 6 hours breaking my head over it. Restarted my PC. Worked like a charm. I have no freaking idea what went wrong.

*writing code*
*compile*
*Error*
*compile again*
*Success*

Thats why coding is magic

404 Error!

Just came across this very user friendly error

I discovered a new error today.

"Too many open files"

Thanks Obama

It's actually quite sad, but this is usually me 😅

Syntax Error

when the IBMQuantumExperience python package just returns "400: GENERIC ERROR"
come on, how the fuck am I supposed to debug that?

fuck this shit bad ass error!

A wild error appears.
Love to find these out in the wild

So, SF, the biggest cinema company in Sweden, has this page featured on Google...

1. Learn to read and understand the errors and exception messages. While writing code you're going to be facing exceptions most of the time and the real cause of them is under a lot of generic error messages. That and a lot of patience and perseverance.

2. You're going to face clients and bosses that ask you to do a temporary "workaround" even though you know there is a best way to solve a problem even if it takes more time and effort. Don't "crash" against their ideas, try to find a mid-term between the fast and easy work around and the best solution and leave it open to improve it in the future. I have met a lot of developers that let the frustration stops them to be creative just because the approved development is not what they wanted to do.

What a helpful error message, IDEA. Thanks a bunch...

Just saw on Zuckerbook.
Moral : Put a screaming message for such idiots on support sites to fucking read the error. It's all written there.

i wish all your errors be SyntaxError

- me after two days of struggling with logical error

Error/Linux

I just love to sit and watch code compile.
Better if the project is huge (Android).
Buuuum then fucking error appear and break the beautiful time !!!

Error message on Facebook :)

When you let the developers write all the error messages by themselves.

Personally I always ask for help when it comes to writing nice error messages.

What the fucking fuck you bastard of an OS? Your fucking filthy "Copying" dialog box!

One of these days, I am gonna fuck you up in the ass so hard, you are gonna see Gates flying!

I am copying a file from CD in to my PC. At 97%, this shit hole of an OS says through it's fucking urine hole of a "Copying" dialog box: "An unexpected error is keeping you from copying this file. Try Again/Skip/Cancel"

Seriously?! It's 2018, and an unexpected error is keeping me from copying the file?! Where the fuck is your QA?

I, being an unreasonably optimistic human with this Billy fucker, click "Try Again".

What happens? You know very well what happens. This shit of an OS starts copying the file again! From 0%!

This is the second time, this bloody, filthy, fucking "Copying" dialog box has given me problems.

I am telling you, it's days are numbered in my PC. The countdown starts now.
.
.
.
It happened again! At fucking 97%! I just want to scream now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

One of the very helpful error messages so far!
🙈🙈🙈

Error 404. Room not found.

Unknown notification error.
devRant unofficial
@JS96 @dfox
too bad... I'm sure @dfox didn't tested in production (joking... don't be too serious guys...)

If an error says that system is ok, system is ok and that's it!

Shout out to the Amazon app error page. Really would like to place this damn order, but this helps

Oops denied! hahahaha

Today I got stuck 1 hour with an error, I was about to post it on SO then I discovered that was an elementary blunder.
Pheew
Today I avoided to get -200 points

Another Developer: bro, shit hit the fan. The x web service is throwing some error. Can you take a look please. I want to go home. I'm tired.
Me: Yea sure bro no worries.
Another Developer: I go pee, after that I will delegate the ticket to you.
(Another Developer goes to the washroom)
Me: (04:59 PM) Oh time to pack-up and get the fuck out of here
Me: (05:08 PM) Receive a message on Viber from Another Developer. It reads "Fuck you, I'm going to rub my balls on your desk"

I wish I could show this error message in my App ;)

I guess time for internal server error -500 !😮😊

Well thank you WhatsApp web for this useful error. I just want to hear that audiomessage, that should not be so difficult that you forget your own fucking message. Damn you WhatsApp!

Error: Expected Unknown got Unknown

Well, thanks a lot error-message.

Only the best error messages here at C 👌

A nice framed print made by our senior devs. Could you spot the error ?

Couldn't log in to my university campus website.
This is the error I got. :/

Better than "Something happened", I guess.

Can't fix the error...
Just remove the throw exception

Not only Windows can show this "strange" error messages: Today I got this beauty while importing an SQL-dump.

(Translation: "Error on import: error on statement #1: not an error. Execution will be aborted and the db will be reset.")

Posted a little rant on my Facebook about an error that told me it couldn't find a file.
Then one of my friends came along and made it into a haiku :^)

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

Error while writing to file: success

I had once an sql error that took me two days to resolve it.
The error message was a syntax error but I was using an ORM to write my queries (doctrine with php) .I didn't have too much to debug as the code was pretty simple and clear so I got to the point that I convinced myself that this a bug and I'm gonna try to mess around it to avoid it.

Second day late night, something popped up in my mind '' hey what about those reserved words? Could it be the reason? '' aaaaand BINGO the key '' option '' is a fucking reserved word for mysql.

Tip : always check that list before writing your data models (specially if you're a noob like me)

Windows error in Polish underground...

Laravels error reporting is sometimes fucking useless. Yesterday it wrote into the logs "class foo doesn't exist". I triple checked the including of this class. Checked the namespaces. Checked the classnames. Everything was ok.
Today I removed the content of this particular class, which returned an array. And the error was gone...

After further search I realized I was missing commas within the array deceleration...

Why the fuck you don't just tell me this????!?

So I'm basically my family's IT guy, as you'd expect, but this is just pulling my hairs.

My mom's laptop has a weird error message saying something about a corrupt windows update database.

Not wanting to mess the system up, I decided to factory reset the computer and see if that helped.

During the factory reset, windows tells me that it can't delete all files, and that another factory reset might be in order.

Alright, I don't think any more of it and proceed to setup the account on the computer, everything works fine.

Next day I decide to run windows update on it just to see if everything works as it should, the computer restarts and immediately BSoDs on me. Upon reboot the same error from before the system reset pops up again, and I'm back to square one.

Fuck windows and all its constant issues

that moment of pride when you can't find your error in google or SO..and at the same tym, the sense of realisation that you will have to figure out the solution yourself

I don't who posted some days ago a screenshot of a "???" error message on Windows. I just got one too, on Manjaro Deepin, with Simon Tatham's puzzles.

Github server inner error image

Learned basic Java syntax and created an Android app by reading a lot of posts on stackoverflow
Also a lot of trial and error...

I'm really into coding now for half a year. I really love that kinda flow when there pop up no errors and you work yourself through the code writing using trial and error. It's really addicting and the perfect evening.
But here comes my question: There are sometimes unsolvable errors for me (still not figuring out how to use firebase properly 😞). Is this stuff going to be fewer as I advance in coding, or am I just terrible at googling? To other beginners: Do you have often errors to that feel unsolvable for you?

I really couldn't help but laugh when I found this gem of an error message. I mean, I'd literally know just as much if it served me a blank page.

If you can't describe your own god damned error message without calling it 'generic', IT IS NOT A GOOD ERROR MESSAGE!

I'm glad they informed me it's an application error though. HERE I WAS THINKING MY TOASTER WAS THE PROBLEM.

What a great login page:
{"message":"Error logging in."}

Writing hello world for AI:

Code:
cout << "Hello World!";

Output:
> Hello Programmer!
> You guessed right, my name is World. World Destroyer!

How on earth are there people in their second year of a computer science course who are unable to understand how to read build errors. It's honestly not that hard, just look at the fucking build log and see where the error is and what type of error it is, but yet they don't bother reading the log and say that their "compiler is broken" when their 5 line code won't work.

If this was still first year I'd understand since many of the class didn't have much programming knowledge, but if you're in your second year and you struggle with this (that too for a Hello World script) it looks like you aren't even bothered and just expect the computer to magically understand what you mean.

My Win 10 stopped updating 2 months ago. "Windows update database error" it says. No fix worked, the only thing to do (according to Microsoft assistance) is to reinstall the whole system. Only because i clicked on "postpone" to the last one.

I really miss Windows 7...

At work, all errors within the site are logged into our database with a subject and error column. SQL errors are logged in the subject field while the traceback is put in the error column. However, a lot of SQL errors are really large and exceed the max character width of the subject field, causing yet another SQL error, and the cycle repeats. This recursive error has been the bane of my existence, because 1) it times my local dev instance out and 2) the error doesn't end up getting logged because the server both freezes and the error can't be inserted in the database. You can't even begin to imagine how many hours I've wasted trying to find what line I changed cause total and utter failure with absolutely 0 error logging. Next thing on my todo list is to fix this fucking issue since the head dev refuses to get it done.

2nd rant this week on PHP PDO

PHP 💩:
PHP message: SQLSTATE[HY000]: General error: 2014 Cannot execute queries while other unbuffered queries are active.  Consider using PDOStatement::fetchAll().  Alternatively, if your code is only ever going to run against mysql, you may enable query buffering by setting the PDO::MYSQL_ATTR_USE_BUFFERED_QUERY attribute

Me 🤬:
THATS WHAT I’M FUCKING USING. STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING. YOU DIDN’T LIKE THE FUCKING COLONS FOR YOUR FUCKING PARAMATETRS, NOW YOU HATE YOUR OWN FUCKING FETCHALL() METHOD YOU PEICE OF SHIT, AND YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY OTHER ACTIVE QUERIES AS IT’S THE FIRST FUCKING QUERY. ARRGHHH!!!!!

What the actual fuck is wrong with PDO. It bitches about everything 😡.

Why is it so hard to remember, that devs need an error message if they should help you. just saying "it does not work" is not helping.
I even wrote you a checklist. so f*ing use it! I'm not there to be called every time just to tell you to do something that's already on this list.
Every. F**ing. Time.

That moment when the code doesn't compile due to an error in a different module that you never touched after merging the master branch into yours...

Checked mails and saw bunch of newsletters from the same company.
Me: huh? I don't remember subscribing to these. *scrolled down* here it is, (button to unsubscribe from these emails)
*Clicked and got redirected to their feedback page before unsubscribing.
Me: Cool, just need to provide feedback, not a big deal. *gave feedback*
Message reads : DONE. Operation failed. Due to technical error

What!! I'm gonna block the shit out of you!!

- They had an error in production
- Almost one year without looking in this codebase
- Last backend dev in the building
- 1h debugging and reading the Stack Trace
- Had a feeling, and changed the place of a single asterisk (groovy's spread operator in the wrong place)
- Now everything is working, our PM is happy, and the client didn't even noticed
- Probably the shortest commit I've ever done

It was a good day :D

Windows updated yesterday and so I have a black screen.

Idk if it's a feature or bug. Linux still works

I thought it would never happen but today I got an error message on displaying an error message 😕

I am serious. I swear I saw it! I am not kidding!
One hour ago, an error from the compiler made me unable to compile my program. I went to eat something and then i came back. The error wasn't there anymore!!! I tried compiling the program and it worked like nothing happened! I think I am getting crazy...

Boss: I don't want centralized error logging

Me: But we have 50+ client sites running the same web app, why the fuck wouldn't we?

Boss: What if the database is offline, then we wouldn't be able to log exceptions

Me: *beats head against desk*

So you look for tags starting with `error` on stackoverflow ...

Run-time error occured in file: undefined at line: undefined and column: undefined

Thankyou, ShareLatex, for your highly insightful error messages. I don't know what I'd do without you... Oh wait, YES I DO.

I've been skimming this slightly outdated "Learning Android" O'Reilly text and I found the error log levels to be colorful enough to be amusing...

Most of the time, the error sits in front of the screen.

The intern beside me just called me to solve an error in PHP.

He wrote:
for($slides as $s){
}

The PHP error message wasn't quite clear:
Fatal error: expected ';' on line 84

How could possibly an intern who's becoming an engineer in IT make such mistake and lose like 1h on an error like that? I even attends one of the best universities in the country

PS:
I know engineers aren't supposed to code, but he's been coding for the past month in PHP and was here just to do that

I feel stupid to ask this here

I am getting this error in flask
view didn't return a valid response error. The function either returned None or ended without a return statement.

- we should fuck
- hahah, you can go fuck yourself

Error: This task failed successfully

When a 1kb file generates a 1.113kb error message

Working with Angular CLI be like:
-npm run ng : serve -> compilation successful
-aww yissssss...! :-)
-npm run build -prod
..............5 billion years later
-SYNTAX ERROR Motherf*****ker!!!!!!!!!!!!

XCode you fucking piece of shit...

So I just wanted to process my ios app to the app store and start the archive process. All of the sudden:
Command CodeSign failed with a nonzero exit code

What? So there is an error and you cannot tell me the error code? All information you give me that it isn't zero!? Wow... Amazing... What a great user experience. Maybe it cannot resolve the error? Maybe it is some external tool Apple has no access to and that is the only valid error they can throw at us?

Oh hell no! It has something to do with the keychain access! But why tell the user? That wouldn't be as much fun as just tell it is a nonzero error, isn't it apple?!

In the end locking and unlocking my key chain solved the problem... Thanks for nothing XCode!

Have you ever had an error or something and start researching for hours and end up with about +infinite tabs opened and suddenly get this kind of raging rampage of closing tabs and yelling to them like a psycho? Like "get the $@&! Out of my sight you $@&!ing useless post that didn't solve my problem!"

Should I go to therapy?