coder - As a programmer do you have a girlfriend??? - devRant

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PonySlaystation

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Programmers having girlfriends is a myth made up by the nerd-lobby.
Programmers only have one love: The CD drive shaft™
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Lyniven

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https://devrant.com/rants/4515737/...
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Hazarth

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As a programmer? No
As a person, yes.

You can't think of yourself as just a programmer. If that's your entire identification than there's not much interesting about you.
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arcsector

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@Hazarth my sentiment exactly. Programming and security is my job, not who i am.
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devphobe

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Married for 15 years. ❤️
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Mind

100

3y

Yes I do have one .It is no one but my computer
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darkwind

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3y

Nope. I don't. Until I would learn all essentials, got normal salary, and relocated to where I wish planting roots, I declare no gfs.
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johnmelodyme

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boolean haveGF = true;
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trillian3da

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honestly i want a programmer boyfriend, anybody know where they sell ones?
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johnmelodyme

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@trillian3da I know....I can’t code one for you but well cost 3.142 BTC
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jaylord

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@trillian3da tinder? Plenty of "IT" guys there I hear 🤔
Just swipe no for the pretty boys
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JhonDoe

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3y

you know, you're still a human being, so do I.

I'm married
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sladuled

7935

3y

Nope.. didn't know I was entitled to one for being a dev.. -.-
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hjk101

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Just hit on your recruiter, she is hitting on you. Just may be a match and upgrade your life.
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killames

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Yes it’s called women like money lol
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darksideofyay

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3y

i used to, but now i have a bf :)

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