Need I say more?
Legacy code hell...

That's a cute graph

@alexbrooklyn I hope it's readable...
Logical Lines Of Code per PHP Class file

Edit: Shot on my PotatoPhone™

@PonySlaystation but why not take a screenshot and crop it...

@melezorus34 could be a restricted work machine.

@melezorus34 @RememberMe Valid question. I'm not at work anymore and I lazily took the pictures. 😅

That reminds me of a website I was asked to 'audit' (see if I could find things that needed fixing, solutions to send the developer, etc).

I say 'audit' because I'm not qualified to do anything remotely close to a security audit, so it was just me checking out the site for flaws. It was pro bono so not much effort was involved.

For php sites, the first thing I do is bring up the browser console, check out the first server request and read the header.

"Ah -hah! There's your problem. "X-Powered-By: PHP-5.3.0"

PHP 5.3 is on a league of its own. Using non-declared variables does not throw an error and I remember seeing non-declared variables used as falsy values in if statements. Can you imagine debugging that shit?

@nitnip oh fuck 😢

That’s not even so bad yet… I’ll try to remember to run PhpMetrics on our codebase come Monday and show what’s legacy hell really like.

@100110111 😄

My eyes my eyes!! 😩