I farted and the smell does not go away. The windows are open though. But the fart was a relaxing one. - devRant

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IntrusionCM

15177

2y

Light some matches

And eat more veggies
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netikras

34546

2y

quality content :100:
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aviophile

6060

2y

@IntrusionCM veggies make less fart right?
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IntrusionCM

15177

2y

@aviophile

Movement of bowels, yes.
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Demolishun

30768

2y

Linger could mean you have some clingers.
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helloworld

9500

2y

I fart constantly in my sleep. Divorced twice.
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helloworld

9500

2y

@molaram Fortunately nobody’s died of farting. Here lies @molaram he farted to death.
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helloworld

9500

2y

@molaram I realised that marriage involves too many compromises and stifles ambition. Being single doesn’t equate to being alone.
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fruitfcker

1865

2y

@helloworld @molaram
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electrineer

30342

2y

@fruitfcker should be 𝘏𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦
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Demolishun

30768

2y

@helloworld Actually some 20 years ago a guy with health problems in crappy ventilated apartment displaced the oxygen with farts and died.
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Floydimus

8877

2y

@electrineer don't attack directly now..

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