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I was skimming a FedEx page to track a shipment when out of the corner of my eye I see “Watch list” and almost had a merry little panic attack because I apparently did not get the requisite amount of sleep for rational thought.

FedEx, our ideas of watch list are very different.

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  • 2
    Not that I’ve ever done or intend to do something that would put me on a watch list, to my knowledge.

    (She says in an attempt to not have this be an incriminating statement later)

    😅

    … I should sleep more than I do.
  • 2
    I react the same when I get a phone call from United States or Washington D.C. bc Im like oh no fbi lol
  • 2
    @AmyShackles if you're educated and have expressed any discontent about a government online, you're on a watchlist.
  • 2
    @sariel I know, I know. But knowing and admitting to are two different things. ;)
  • 0
    Did you think you bought a whole list of watches?
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    I really wonder how many lists I’m on. 🤔
  • 1
    Hearing that crazy mouse in my place bolting out of nowhere *scratch scratch scratch* never fails to be a pants shitting moment for me as well lol. He’ll be back tonight, taking what’s left of my dinner lol (a tiny corn kernel, piece of hard boiled egg or shrimp claw lol)
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    @Root Lemme put you on “Good People List”. How does that sound?
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    @Cyanide Aw. I’m okay with that 😊
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    @Root I know I can never travel in or around China or Russia.
  • 2
    @sariel Haha. I probably can’t either.

    But I fear the same might be true for me here in the US pretty soon.
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    @Root samesies!

    I need to get passports for my family before 2024...
  • 1
    @sariel Where are you planning on going if things get worse?
  • 0
    @Root depends how bad it is when it happens.

    If it's real bad, Canada.

    If there's time to prepare, NZ.

    I'm open to anywhere that can speak English though.

    You?
  • 2
    @sariel I haven’t done enough research yet — I’ve been too busy dying. Norway maybe? I haven’t looked into their politics, though.
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    @Root politics be damned. I'll take a small divided country over a minefield of bigotry and idiocy.
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