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YonasJS
2y

If Apple made an electric car, they would make all the charging stations incompatible every two years.

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  • 12
    It won't have wheels included in the base price.
  • 6
    @kamen and those wheels have to be Apple wheels, no others will be compatible.
  • 8
    It will just have one button labeled "drive".
  • 3
    Don't forget about the wireless steering wheel and DLC brakes.
  • 2
    Still waiting for the 1 button helicopter
  • 1
    i would only work on streets that have an "I" in their name.
  • 3
    And when EU will ask them to adopt a charging standard, they'll reply that EU stops evolution
  • 1
    @ars1 airpods would be an awesome name for that to bad they already used it on something mundane...
  • 3
    They wouldn't bundle the charging cord after the first model to "save the environment" and sell it separately
  • 4
    Engine/motor would overheat, so they just slow down the car.
  • 1
    @jfgilmore for a helicopter?
  • 1
    Good luck going faster than 60 km/h on the iCar Mini! You'll need the iCar Pro Max Deluxe XXL for that kind of horsepower
  • 3
    And there’d be a ‘notch’ obscuring most of the windscreen but would spin some nonsense about how it makes the car safer because that’s where all the sensors are.
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