It happened again.

This time my colleague, is abbreviating "cumulative" as "cum" in a variable name, and now I have to control my 6th grade humor...

@theKarlisK In reality, you'd encapsulate. Even PHP devs try to simulate that with their handkerchiefs.

I would fail that in code review, if for no other reason in case you ever get a boss that would have issues with it.

I just enjoy when people can't spell and it shows.

var sirCumFrance = 🤫

@electrineer 😱🤣

My wife took a drafting course. One of the classes talked about "shafts and holes".

It's pronounced, cūm, and it's fucking classy.

Just be glad they aren't being totally stupid and naming a var with the first letter of every word that represents it.

Something like, camthgqyp.

we also got such typos... someone named their variables "somethingCockie" instead of "somethingCookie". and in years, nobody bothered refactoring that, even newly added code has the same typo... xD #yayconsistency

I was about to declare a variable assValue a few weeks ago but then it immediately struck. Ended up choosing associatedVal

@soull00t
- var somethingCockie;
+ var somethingCocky;

happy?

@saucyatom beautiful

@Voxera ah don't worry, my boss always says he's too dumb to understand code.
He's not, he even has a PhD in computer science, he just stays out of development mostly.

@electrineer god damn it mathworks

@PonySlaystation @LotsOfCaffeine R has it even better https://rdocumentation.org/packages...

@electrineer oh no 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Var cum;

Function hole (cum)
{
baby =baby + 1;
return baby;
}

@electrineer come on that has to be on purpose

Had an old boss make variables cumSpending, cumSales🤣

@LotsOfCaffeine don't see why. Not everyone that speaks English even knows about cum. Avg, prod, sum and cum are often used in aggregations.

Don't forget the Latin honours:
Cum Laude (once saw that misspelled as "cum loude". Context is everything.

@GyroGearloose cum isn't even being used? Doesn't seem like baby is derived from it either

@PonySlaystation @electrineer
It also optionally allows you to specify a direction lmao

My classmate abbreviates "assignment" as "ass", and in his task list he has "ass1", "ass2", etc. LMAO

Subdomian for staging site I am working on is pp!

Try using that shit in conversation. I pushed this new feature on the pp.

We need to update pp. When it's gonna be on the pp?

I saw today that pp changed!

Fucking hell! 🤣🤣🤣

Forgot the best one!

We need to test the pp!!!