Doing e-learning for a job

One of the examples provided:
"You could be late for work (fail to meet your objective of being on time) because you're hit by a car whilst crossing the road"

Are you fucking kidding me, I think being late to work would be the least of my worries. Fuck corporate bullshit.

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    Wow! So if you end up with a crushed pelvis, 10 broken ribs, and a concussion after getting hit by an suv, call and ambulance and ask them to cart you to your office and find a way to HIT THAT DEADLINE while strapped to a bed at your desk (wrapped like a mummy with an oxygen tube)
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    Still hate all that corporate bullshit. They think everything we do is for the good of the company. While the executives are sitting cozy reaping the rewards.
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    OMG. Are you in America? Here that's called an "I'm in hospital fuck off" day.
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    @hamolicious 🤔 snap...

    Fuck those people.
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    A company who has an objective to be on time for work is a company that I would avoid like the plague. I'm in the UK as well and my company works to "as long as you deliver on time".
  • 1
    "... What would be the preferred course of action?

    [ ] Work through the pain
    [ ] Leave a message for the morning standup
    [ ] Make up the hours later
    [X] Go to hospital
    [ ] Tell work to suck one of your balls
    [X] Tell work to suck ALL of your balls
    [ ] Other (please explain below)"
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    Although, I've shown up to work on Monday with an untreated badly sprained ankle following a weekend away, because my travel arrangements were such that I didn't go home in between.
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    @Nanos did he get all of his work done in the time that he was in the office? If not, then he's not delivering so should be fired but if he did get it all done, then he wasn't given enough to do to fill more time.
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    Curious: what was the context?

    Was it about "if possible please notify us ASAP if you've had an accident" or something else
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    So was only there half the time anyhow !
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    @Nanos if there’s one thing school taught me, if you’re gonna be late, might as well be hella late and get some breakfast or something
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    @jiraTicket meeting goals and managing risks of I recall correctly :/
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