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Because really, what more do you need?

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  • 34
    > TFW Your bible requires an update.
  • 1
    Agreed!
  • 9
    @viking8 don't mind my asking but by update do they write new "holy scriptures"? That'd be nice.
  • 9
    @A-0-C

    Update log:
    * Bug fixes and performance implements.
  • 15
    While we're on the topic, it's got to be a comfort to us that even God made bugs, right? To be fair, he'd only been on the project, what, six days? ;-)
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    @jallman112 well technically we are the bugs
  • 10
    @A-0-C well, it should basically contain "trust math, science and music. Keep calm, and treat others like you would like to be treated yourself. Think before you speak and don't act until you've thought it through. Knowledge is the high goal, family is the dimension you perfect yourself in and groom your heir." That's basically all you need to know to be spiritual and a good person. Don't need stories about an egocentric, bipolar, vengeful God that bring nothing but arguments, division and wars in the world.
  • 2
    I'm not a religious or spiritual man, but if there's one place the divine can be found it's in the space between order and chaos.

    Perfectly ordered music for example is boring, but too chaotic is unpleasant. Somewhere in between, it can move you, make you happy, or bring you to tears.

    Personally, I prefer to experience this divinity through code.
  • 3
    Just the first is necessary.
  • 9
    Why do people assume these are updates to the content, are they so quick to start religious debates to ignore things like performance updates... I mean, we are developers and are aware those technical issues exist... Or maybe they've dropped some API for another.
  • 4
    @martinoj2009 Jokes mate, they exist.
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    What do you guys think about "ken ham vs bill nye"?
  • 2
    @SIMMORSAL I think this rant was just meant as a little light-hearted fun and getting into a serious religion discussion in devRant would be as useful as an argument on Twitter.

    If things get too serious here I'll probably end up deleting the rant.
  • 3
    Totally right! With these two I'm completely happy :D
    For those who have never open the Bible once and still think they know what's in it, I really encourage you to do it and see for yourself!
  • 2
    God is an extinct super alien(so strong we think that it cannot die, thus *still exist*)

    Or eh, too much movies
  • 1
    Any news from Bible?
  • 8
    Why do you have two of the same app?
  • 3
    @DRHAX34 I'm not going to lie. It took me roughly 1-2 seconds to get that joke.
  • 3
    @jallman112 🕆 God bless you 🕆 Bible app is great. Its a shame people tend to forget science proves itself wrong about every 5 to 10 years and 99.9 percent of problems in the world are because of mankind. Jesus calls us to "love thy neighbor" but for some reason its God's fault for allowing us freedom of choice and we choose not to listen. Glory be to God, he is forever merciful, loving and gracious towards us. Amen.
  • 1
    So say we all
  • 2
    Comments full of people bashing religion. What else is new? 😒
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