I literally want to fight SCSS right now 😡

😂😂😂 lol oh no what will we do when hackers takeover the world by printing an endless stream of planetary gears. Shame on you Harvard for such a poor picture choice.

Fml... this single backslash had me debugging all last night.

Lolololol 😂😂😂 found on twitter @codechef

Lol 9gag has some hidden programmer gems

Src:
https://9gag.com/gag/aXvLPgv/...

Kids say the darnest things 😂
"My npm is friendly"

People talk a lot of shyt on Web devs... learning JS was crazy this is coming from the heart of C++ Land

Android Studio please stop destroying everything I love!

"You know C++? C# is exactly the same thing!"

Can I for once use Xcode and not get a fucking "Mach-O Linker Error"!?

@dfox @trogus Hooked me up with a second set of stickers! Thank you sir now i get to trick of my 3d printer 😁 Lol i took this picture forever ago and forgot to post

Stop bitching about having to write comments, they are important whether you like it or not. Trust me nobodys code is "that good" 😒

When I was learning android development and I finally got swipe to work 😁

@penguin @maalur LMFAO when your classmates have to save you from devrant

What I should do: Go back to doing construction and get into house flipping

What Id actually do: Be salty AF move to some tropical island and sell italian ice on the beach. I am not going back to construction lol

...my next idea.

Lol the summary of what ive learned about Javascript from a video course via pluralsight 😂😂😂

HOLY FUCK! Why is JS world so fucking confusing? I haven't even started learning it and its already giving me a headache. I feel like there are a billion different things i have to learn that aren't just "vanilla js". All i want to do is learn some web dev, take on freelance work, become a digital nomad. Im a simple C++ and ios/android developer things are so straight forward. JS seems like a clusterfuck of just stuff 😧 Id like to say this isnt a my language is > than yours rant. This is a "like what the fuck" rant. My brain was like Html, Css, JS cool thats all i have to learn... boy was i wrong. Can someone give me a word of wisdom as i go down this apparent rabbit hole?

After work and everyday I used all the free/lowcost learning resources i could get my hands on. GRIND, GRIND, GRIND! Never give up! I used to come home after working construction from 7am to 9-11pm, shower, code til 3am, repeat. I didnt have the luxury of a single day off for months on end. Even an hour a night is one hour closer to your dreams each day 🖒🖒🖒

Learning:
https://www.edx.org/
https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/
https://www.lynda.com/
https://www.udemy.com/
https://app.pluralsight.com/library...
https://stacksocial.com/deals/...
https://www.youtube.com/

Random Practice:
https://www.hackerrank.com/
https://www.codingame.com/

Also to keep you/me motivated I made an awesome high spirited music playlist, look at your life then look at the music videos and realize as a developer that could be your reality. God Bless!

Code Music: https://youtu.be/xp2qjshr-r4/...

Fucking finally! ...now to make 3 of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make

@soolkiki The coffee wide eyes, fucked up hair and the rubber duck worship...

ERNIE'S A FUCKING DEVELOPER!!!

SHORT: BEST 1st WEB DEV LANGUAGE? READ FOR CONTEXT

So my gf became even more of the girl of my dreams last night by confiding to me she wanted to learn web development like actually learn it and do freelance work, this evolved from just wanting to start a blog. (We have a dream of being digital nomads and traveling the world together)

Now I am but a simple innocent C++ dev not trying to start a flame war buuuutttt... What web language would be most beneficial for her to learn as her first main language? And Why?

She's done some simple html is the past (not myspace), she took a web design class in high school years ago. Thank you for all the help! 🖒

My Duck told me to give back to the community 😎

Jusssttt in case anything goes wrong over the weekend I got a team of developers on standby...

That moment @dfox ++ one of your rants. I feel like my rant was autographed 😍

Lol 2 hrs deep in procastination, and the boys over at devRant decided to save my soul 😁

Everyone that finds out you're an app dev: "So I have this multimillion $$$ idea!"

Me: "I'll do it for $100."

Everyone: "$100!? I'm giving you the chance to be part of the next best thing!"

Me: "Well I guess the 'next best thing' isn't even worth $100."

I literally don't even like telling people what I do 😒

Lulz Dev Rant exposed! 60m is 1hr people 😂

Lolz 404 Page on HackerRank

So I cant resize the window and I can't scroll down anymore... Where the fuck is "below" so I can turn "off" data collection 😤