"I don't have any issues with that (OS, code push, software, etc), so I'm not sure why you are having issues." I love reading comments like that, as if that solves the issue. The fuck does it matter if you don't have issues, they are having issues you moron. For a place for developers you'd think they'd be able to think logically, maybe they're in the wrong line of business. Maybe that software had an error parsing some file because some bit got flipped when writing to the HDD because there's an issue with the drive and the ECC failed for some reason, who cares. There's an issue and you saying it works for you makes you sound like a fucking moron... There's an error/crash, it happens, that's software.

I hardcode '/' instead of doing os.sep. My bad lol. Just assume it'll never be run on anything other then the server or one of the devs Linux stations.

Just learned how to write Django apps... I think I'm going to have a harder time making the app look good with HTML. Thought I could just use a Jekyll template, yeah, seems to be a lot more work then it's worth.

People like to have "sent from my iPhone" or "sent from my Android" and I set mine to "sent from my PDP-7." Surprised the older people I work with that I even know what that is lol.

Why are there very little or crappy YouTube channels/videos for developer tools? Does no one want to make videos on how to get started with Jenkins, Gitolite, etc? Is there no market for that?

What's it called when you count down to 0 for your versioning instead of up. Once you get to 0 your software updates freezes. I tried searching online but I keep getting counting for "for loops." This is eating at me lol.

When your code gets out of control because you have one script talking to another and you make it have 10+ arguments and the entire time you're writing it you're thinking "this is just for now, I'll fix this later. I'll do this with JSON or something. Just need to get this to work first."

the worst project I've ever worked on was a BIOS update utility for the desktop techs at work. They wanted a tool to open that would let them know when there's a BIOS update and install it for them. The problem was the file share that held the BIOS updates had no naming convention, Dell doesn't name all BIOS updates with Axx, people would fat finger the BIOS password and model numbers for the computers was a pain to match against the file share. After at least 800 lines of C# code I give it to them. A couple months go by and I still see them going machine to machine upgrading BIOSes in labs even though my tool does it to a lab silently with a switch... hhhhhh.

Worried about your application crashing? I have a fix. through the entire thing in a try/catch and catch Exception. 😁😁

Added an If/Else to the start of my Android app to ask for feedback. After writing the else I removed unneeded spacing. Then I ran the app... none of the action listeners worked. Turns out I accidentally deleted the closing bracket for else and when I said yes to feedback it never executes the reset of onCreate lol. Took a while to track down that mistake.