Why drink and drive when you can code and cry?

I recently got a really cool car and honestly I'd rather drive somewhere than drink

Why code and cry while you can sleep and die

@sam9669 why sleep and die when you can overdose on coffee.

@runfrodorun HAHAHAHA, your responses always crack me up.

@A-0-C does that count as drunk by coffee ?

@sam9669 you're definitely not in the right mind. Is that how you'd define drunk? Or rather high.

@A-0-C well all sorts of addicts classify themselves as ultra alert and productive
Cocaine people say they just wanna die
Crack people say they are productive (my friend plays defense in football after sipping 2 blunts, and then too does the defence like a pro, idk what to say now )
coffee sound familiar to these too

@sam9669 idk about that. But when you are tired & have a coffee high. 😅
You become delusional. 😂

because it doesn't make you a bloody idiot?

Any Australians here, do you guys still have that PSA on TV?

@sam9669 because i code in my sleep too

@A-0-C @billgates holy shit my probability is fucking true, what are scientists doing with this discovery link here : https://nature.com/articles/...

@billgates @A-0-C here's another explanation

@sam9669 here's the pic again

@sam9669 I'll read this again I'm the morning... Just woke up in the middle of the night., my brain is still asleep, reading it goes: what????

Or try to install linux and cry