How much of a fucking faff is it trying to deploy a rails app to ElasticBeanstalk?!

Brand new instance and it's got no fucking clue what Bundler is, installing gems (looking at you, Nokogiri,) is about as difficult as pissing stones and don't get me fucking started on Webpacker and asset pre-compilation.

DEPLOYMENT SHOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT.

Fuuuuucking hell

New board to keep us motivated! 👍

😬😬😬😬

It'd be pretty cool to do well enough in my career that I can buy my dad a garage and we can fuck about the rest of our lives doing up cars.

Also, if I could make some significant contribution to some OSS, that would be great.

Ctrl+V
Ctrl+S

Samsung, can we fix this, please?

Ahaha yes! Tinder has a work mode that looks like a Google Doc so I can swipe on the sly :lol:

I'm such an idiot!

For a while now, my machine has been kinda sluggish.

Just installed VSCode and a little popup saying that git was tracking too many changes in my home directory. I must've ran `git init` at some point and it's spent fucking forever tracking changes of >3,000 files.

`rm -rf .git/`

Quick. As. Fuck.

Couldn't figure out for the life of me why axios wouldn't ping to the server. Turns out the CORS policy didn't like this. Two fucking hours, man.

Hell yeah! Just learned React/Redux. Implemented it into a view;
1 file changed, 34 insertions(+), 282 deletions(-)
rewrite app/views/landing_page/property.slim (96%)

Feels good! :D

Bought webshitlist.io
Wanted to make a blog where I could vent about shit on the internet like 'influencers', Facebook etc

Got bored waiting for Gems to install and played Need for Speed instead

Seriously, HOW GOOD IS COFFEE THO

The high I get off caffeine is *incredible*

It's like, so good. AAAAND it's totally legal, safe, not frowned upon etc

Then there's the productivity boost.

I feel immortal.

Pretty sure my laptop knows it's being replaced soon, seems to be strangely snappy today

I often ask myself why I chose this career path.

Right now, I had one of those moments where it all clicks and falls into place.

Where you can take a problem, have a rapid fire thought through your head and you've got all the modules in memory (pun unintended,) and it's just a case of touching keys.

I think that's why I do what I do. The feeling of satisfaction after you go 'I got it!'
🤙🤙

My workflow pet peeve is the length of time my PRs get merged into master
I have to create new features, but sometimes I have to work off current HEAD, which is technically old since I need stuff off a new branch.

Ideally we merge into master, then create a new branch off that. It's nothing major and there's loads of ways to get around it, but I'm used to the flow!

When you check SVGs into source-control...

I want to talk about media queries.

THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING VIEWPORTS TO SUPPORT.

Seriously, why hasn't this shit been standardised; why does every new device *have* to be different dimensions from the rest?

Couldn't we have a S, M and LG scale for mobile, tablet and desktop????

Then we've got the fucking pleasure of DPR, as if it wasn't hard enough to be comprehensive for your shitty iPhone 5s.

Fuck you.

Lol, I have no fucking clue..

what the fuck!

Public Service Announcement;
Test your shit!

That will be all!

Source: https://dev.to/stealthmusic/...

Who the flying fuck thought this was a good idea?
Could you not have used rails c/equivalent??
Doofus.

Don't tell me how to live my life, 'Colin'.

Some of the code seen when Iron Man boots up V1.

👍

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The difference between home (living in the middle of nowhere,) and work

Fucking Ruby.

Installed my new job's codebase on my machine and it's fucked everything.

While trying to get the database working, someone's dropped my User table, so I can't log in as 'Josh' anymore.

Now I can't compile scss assets without a fucking gem error.

I'M IN A PYTHON ENVIRONMENT, FUCK OFF!

GRR.

I got my first job!

A real, full-time job that doesn't pay me shit!

I haven't even graduated Uni yet!

FUCK YEAH! 🍻

What are some really good web development books?

Like, more back-end orientated

*burp* Me..Merry Christmas

I made a thing. It's called Claymore.

It's like lastPass, but with a bomb attached to it.

Its *burp* like, if you're like really paranoid about your passwords, you can just, you can just blow it all up.

Pro-Tip, if you run it on port 1337, it's extra sec-*burp*-ure.

Am I kidding? Maybe. I made this w/ booze, so.