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Cyanite
7y

Your phone/laptop is on 5%

After it dies you can never recharge it, and you can never get another (all technology is dieing)

What do you do?

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  • 10
    Get a job in an adventure place and enjoy being in the sun 6 days a week instead of slowly destroying my spine, eyes and sanity in front of a screen while everyone around me resents me for not paying them any attention because I'm too busy writing fucking algorithms.
    Just a thought. Not sure though.
  • 3
    @JavaMustDie
    You'd seriously spend your last moments with internet EVER calling someone out on social?

    Me; I'd probably watch totally SFW videos that contain no perverted content at all.

    But, to each their own.
  • 1
    @JavaMustDie yeah fine man :)
  • 4
    Check my bank account balance , buy some Amazon prime now deliveries and finally invite my neighbors over to let the party begin. Too many distractions these days!
  • 1
    @JavaMustDie one-pump chump are we?
  • 1
    @JavaMustDie 5% for me is like.. 10 mins
  • 3
    look for surplus supplies....it's an apocalypse...
  • 3
    I would turn it of and buy and charge it
  • 2
    @JavaMustDie
    Mine is like 1000-1500 xDD
  • 1
    those shmucks we called for party probably are coming for free loot ...@JavaMustDie
  • 1
    @Linux
    This is a "All technology is dieing" thing
  • 3
    @Cyanite
    I would gracefully shutdown my servers then
  • 1
    That is the reason i know it's an apocalypse...

    Surrounded by world depended on it...connected because of it...
    @Cyanite
  • 2
    @Kro9k
    Ever watched 'Revolution'? Its an apocalypse show about a digital virus that turns off all power all at once.
  • 1
    nop..but m sure this is where it's all going@Cyanite
  • 2
    - Phone at 5% -
    - Unlocks phone -
    Phone: "Error!!! Low battery. Shutting down."
    Me: 😢😖😩😭
  • 6
    git commit 😂
  • 4
    @datablitz7
    All technology is dieing.. But if it ever returns you will have your up-to-date repository!
  • 2
    @datablitz7 and force to master !
  • 4
    Ordering Nokia 3310 before battery dies!
  • 3
    Enough for a year!😂
  • 2
    @JavaMustDie order another 3310 and so on..
  • 2
    @JavaMustDie 😂😂
  • 1
    @elonmusk @JavaMustDie
    I was using the 5% thing as a rough time frame.. Like.. Everything stopps charging in general.. Batteries stop working.(as in the technology of batteries itself)
  • 1
    @bishalthapasht
    Iphone? I can drain my android to 0%
  • 1
    @Cyanite
    Not iPhone but an android. Damaged battery.
    :`(
  • 0
    @Cyanite hate that it got cancled. Is there any leaked script how it would have continued?
  • 1
    @pascalwacker
    It got canceled? I've been watching on Netflix.
  • 0
    @Cyanite oh. Watched it like a few years back, there it wasn't on netflix. i need to check that this evening. (Is it the same show, with the different militias and that stuff?)
  • 1
    @pascalwacker
    With the microscopic robots that are sucking power out of things?
  • 1
  • 1
    Sony have a useful feature, you can reboot to phone only mode, no WiFi, Bluetooth, 3g, apps, fotos, just the essentials, phone and sms
  • 1
    @Kunterbunth
    This is DevRant. Not StackOverflow. You can say PornHub :3
  • 0
    Finish fapping, put it on powersave, find a charger in the next 3 hours.
  • 1
    You said that only after it dies, it cannot be recharged. So going on that logic, just charge it before it dies and make sure you always carry a charger!
  • 0
    I'd just charge it and get on with my day?
  • 0
    I would find a way to keep it on with a self made generator, and would sell math calculation services. :D
  • 0
    Id simply wake up and grab a coffe
  • 0
    Grease up and slide into some armor before thunderdome.
  • 0
    Watch TV, or play on my PS4, or use something that doesn't have a limited battery such as a phone or a laptop.
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