How to NOT handle dates!

Do not put the date to "mdy" format, today would be 050217.
Working on an intranet for some multi-billion corporation, and was wondering why events from last year were showing.

Last year's events were 28th of October, 2016, and was showing as upcoming events :)

Checked the code, and saw this. Quick fix, turned dates to UNIX timestamp, and it worked.

All tags, some were not included.

date, dateformat, no wonder you were fired because you have terrible code you piece of s**te, not laughing at all, love this, how many tags can I put?, how long can the tags be, right now I don't know what to write, my back hurts today, will this get many ++, maybe even 500 so I can get a stressball? If not, I definitely have to buy one, maybe put it on the bill for the client, #YOLO

Ur tags sound like a story enjoyed them more than the rant it self 😂