Every Dev vacancy should be like this and I mean EVERY! weed out the fucking posers

This is so fucking brilliant

Assert.isTrue(devExpress.office.isNice); //lost it at this line

Defo would work for a company like this.

Why hire someone that is hired? 🤔

Multiple member functions are not defined (CheckCode, Hire, ...). The class isn't partial and it doesn't inherit anything so there is no way it would compile like this. Also, curly brackets on the same line? Clearly this is a terrible company. 😉

@tkglaser You foul heretic!
Curly braces on the same line always and forever!
Except when Visual Studio tells you to fuck off and puts the brace on a separate line 😔

@magnusi Nope, K&R standard for C# all day long. Except JavaScript, I've given up there.

@tkglaser this is a really clever way of grabbing a real developer's attention. The design requirements here are:
- clear font
- fits in one page
- convey all the details that a normal boring advert would.

It's not meant to compile! This is the reason why managers dump a PM on developers. And I fucking HATE that. We're undercutting ourselves by not giving enough importance to design.

I know you were only joking.. still

@nblackburn lol, agreed. They could have maybe done a better job at naming that variable :P
Still fucking brilliant though

I have used DexExpress on a number of projects. Their Reporting Server is awesome.

@tkglaser I deleted my comment because I was wrong 😁

However afaik:

k&r:
function()
{
block {
} other_block {
}
}

Allman/BSD:
function()
{
any_block
{
}
}

@ronakkaria To be honest, I really like the ad and just wanted to be a smart arse. 😀 Can't argue though that a "public partial class ..." would have fixed it. 😛

@magnusi TIL.

@tkglaser I think everyome here has (at least once in their codinglifetime) given up on js xD

That salary range though

Brilliant. My cover letter would respond in code with an equal amount of compilation issues 😀