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Fresh out of college?
Entry-level?
Apply Here!

Junior Web Intern: 16k A Year!
Basic Requirements: HTML, CSS, JavaScript, Node, Angular, JQuery, Bootstrap, Backbone, Handlebars, D3, p3, CMS (WordPress, Wixx), PHP, Java (Android), C++(iOS), openframeworks, openGLSL, Cinder, failed at least two startups, 8086 assembly language.

Recommended requirements:
Git version control
Agile development

Must be able to display example of each requirement.

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  • 13
    16K what... What currency are you talking about?
  • 16
    @aayusharyan
    British Sterling. Around equivalent to a part time mail man
  • 5
    @fives ohhh... Thats a rant then!
  • 17
    @aayusharyan

    Sorry i'm not actually offering anyone a job, just ranting about my prospects.
    Work harder I should.
  • 1
    I want to know who knows that much stuff straight after college.
  • 13
    I once saw a job posting that required (as a hard requirement) *10 years* of experience with Windows 7...

    For a $40,000/year job in DC...

    ...in 2010.

    Any bets that requirement was put there just to get an H1B worker?
  • 0
    @runfrodorun I actually just bought some lol
  • 7
    "failed at least two startups"

    LOLOLOL xD
  • 0
    I've never seen a salaried job so close to the US poverty line.
  • 2
    Yah like junior in college still learn about 8086 architecture!
  • 3
    C++(iOS), is that a thing ? :/
  • 0
    @oscarascal and it's for a junior web dev ...
  • 2
    @aayusharyan in-game cash
  • 0
    @Noob Hahaha, true
  • 0
    Actually there's a filosofy for this... Correct me if I'm wrong. Senior programer to boss.. We need a team that knows this and this, and this and that... Boss to hiring department... We need a few people that knows all this stuff... Hiring department: we need someone that knows all this sh*t, whatever it means... Oh thers a kivy request here... Do we have a fruit department?
  • 0
    Where do I apply?
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