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A bit of the masterpiece i have to work almost every week, note the line number... and there a plethora of files like this. Oh, and the company i'm working on has 500+ employees and almost 500K customers, but don't you dare to propose a system replacement, as the manager says we are very busy with a lot a changes and always mentions that we take a lot of time to make the modifications.... Probably he will belive us when a extremely expensive external consultat say the samething we do.

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  • 14
    And I thought I had some bad legacy code to work with.
  • 1
    Damn
  • 2
    Wtf? Hate server side rendering
  • 4
    Tried not to cry. Cried a lot. Damn and I thought the source I had to work with was bad.
  • 5
    Meet me where we discussed.
    I'll bring the 🏹🏏🏒
    Know where we can hide him afterwards so no one will find him.
    😈😈😈
  • 2
    This has clearly surpassed human level. You'd need to build an AI thar can build an AI that builds AIs to implement new features. Fuck it. Wait 20 odd years, we might.. might get there. Pretty much the same time you'd take to finish that latest thing you're doing on it.
  • 0
    ......
  • 1
    That is disgusting
  • 2
    Dear god! Here I was about to give my team a hard time for a 150 line file nested 6 deep.
  • 3
    The mother of all technical debt.
  • 1
    Oh, man.

    Who built the front end in PHP?

    Welcome to devRant btw.
  • 1
    Thank you for all your prayers! I think I should show the comments to the PM, LOL. I'll wait a bit to show the "DB abstraction layer", because that probably will cause DDoS to the pray inbound system.
  • 0
    Oh god
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