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BrianK8448yTried not to cry. Cried a lot. Damn and I thought the source I had to work with was bad.
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Meet me where we discussed.
I'll bring the 🏹🏏🏒
Know where we can hide him afterwards so no one will find him.
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This has clearly surpassed human level. You'd need to build an AI thar can build an AI that builds AIs to implement new features. Fuck it. Wait 20 odd years, we might.. might get there. Pretty much the same time you'd take to finish that latest thing you're doing on it.
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Dear god! Here I was about to give my team a hard time for a 150 line file nested 6 deep.
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dev1984488yThank you for all your prayers! I think I should show the comments to the PM, LOL. I'll wait a bit to show the "DB abstraction layer", because that probably will cause DDoS to the pray inbound system.
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