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@sam9669 more like "while watching you", but sadly not anymore...
Looks like she got herself distracted by more interesting "things"... -
@sam9669 mmm Yeah the matrix effect
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@drRoss or in my case 'what\'s a girlfriend?'
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@mohammed Oh man, maybe I should start using js again
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@Biggy had :(
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https://youtube.com/watch/...
My girlfriend gets horny by listening/watching me do nerdy things. It's great, but it can be hard to get things done... -
@RiderExMachina if I ever find a girl like that...
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@linuxxx
Well you can't have mine. Mine's going to be forever mine in T-minus 3 days. -
@RiderExMachina Getting married or going to propose?
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@linuxxx
Proposing. Otherwise she'd be my fiancee ;)
But real talk; I know she'll say yes, but I'm super nervous... -
@RiderExMachina Ah yeah right. All the luck to you man! I'd give advice but still single after 21 (almost 22) years so yeah...
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@linuxxx
Thanks! Yeah, I didn't get my first GF until last year (at 22), so I think you still have time. I wish you luck in your own endeavors! -
@RiderExMachina congratz buddy and best of luck!
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@b-atanasov
Thanks! -
@t3b4n return true;
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@RYPTAR haha I always loved this quote!
Slow Internet connection and people who don't follow the Headphones Rules
Umm, Wut?
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The biggest coding distraction is a horny girlfriend.
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