Ok motherfuckers I give. I can't figure this out.
I need help.

Jordan Peterson

@bioDan what ?? lol

@bioDan oh you asshole lol

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Andrew Tate

Take it out of your pants

Find the right hole. I know it's difficult, it's dark and you don't see anything. Use your fingers: touch around until you find it

Put it right next to the hole and slowly slide it inside. Be gentle, especially if it's not lubed properly - you may hurt yourself or cause some serious damage and you won't be able to put anything in that hole anymore.

If it doesn't slide in fully the first time - don't worry, slide it out and back in. You may have to repeat it a few times until it's fully inside. Wiggling it around may also help.

When fully inside, you can now use rotational motions. Again, be gentle - the insides of the hole are rather brittle and sensitive.

When you're done, pull it out. If there's any residue on it - wipe it off, otherwise, you may have trouble pushing it in the hole next time.

Put it back in your pants

Walk out the door and leave

If you need more info on "how to unlock your door at night" - let us know

Start with HealthyGamerGG on Youtube.

@netikras *jaw agape* dirty dirty man.

@AvatarOfKaine well, dirty or not, I do it every time I need to unlock my door in the dark. Since you've asked for help, I figured that might help ;)

@netikras lmao