if you are given a chance to create your own programming language what will be its name.

I think this should be asked in next weekly group rant @dfox

"noobish". So you would be a noob developer, and you'd do it in noobish language

I could be evil and name it "Computer"

Dev A: "What language is this written in?"
Dev B: "Computer."
Dev A: "No, really? What language?"
Dev B: "Computer language!"
Dev A: "I'm not a muggle, you know. What language?"
Dev B: "... computer?"
Dev A: "😡😠 🗡!"

Blumpkinscript

IllI||||IIlllII||IllllI|IllIiL

End with capital L. Throw some bars in there too. Really screw with people.

The name would be "DROP TABLE users;"
Created by Bobby Tables.

Blub... just to cash in on the blub paradox

Pizzascript

I name it after my name..

I would call it semicolon

@Pelle nice one!

@Pelle @dfox http://semicolonjs.com

"bugs" so that all you code is bugs by definition

I'd call it C#Script

@simeg and the best Lang name goes for you