Does anyone know of any open source alternatives to Google Analytics?

what a beauty

im talking about Peek not the laptop

How many stickers is too many?

Leaving my Machine Learning project on overnight, let’s hope it works :)

the manual saves me

You’ve all heard of bug is a feature, but have you heard of feature is a bug?

i guess im an iSheep now :/

gonna be a poor boy

What are your recommendations on self-hosted e-commerce solutions? Looking at starting up an online store but don’t know what providers there are/what to go to with.

Just ordered my Microsoft Hacktoberfest T-Shirt :)

my goal for 2018 is to find out which way round the more/less than symbols go

i need to stop making shitty powerpoints when im sad

Just got my GCSE results today and got a 9 (top A*) in Computer Science. Woo.

£1500 later

I HATE my router
Why the hell did virgin media think it was a good idea to NOT let me port forward ports LESS THAN I’ve already set up

WHO THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?

Its so fucking annoying, I’ve had to remove all of my set up ports just to add ports with low values too many times AaaAAAaa

I tried to double tap an Instagram post

oh wait

I feel as useful as the chrome pop-up blocker

How to order a list in Python

Well, I just wasted £250. I needed a Mac to build iOS apps so I got the newest Mac Mini with lowest specs (I’m still a student). I thought that 4GB would be enough as my laptop runs fine with 4 but NOPE.

ITS SUPER SLOW, XCode takes >10 minutes to even launch and RAM is always at max, I even had to get the Mac Mini without upgradable ram.

I worked all summer just to get a Mac which is sluggish, :/.

HAPPY 1510000000

I hate apple (for being expensive), but their software looks so nice

I CANT PICK NAMES FOR ANYTHING UGH

My cousin just messaged me and asked me to make him a discount code for an online retailer.
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS.

Does anyone recommend any programming youtube channels? I can’t seem to find many apart from ComputerPhile and Tom Scott

Someone who noticed that I do programming as a hobby and therefore set harder work for me in class. He also encourages my side projects and at the moment is helping me build a native app for the school :)

me: “I need to do some work”
also me: “but... but.. devrant”
me: *opens devrant*

Nobody cares about your projects except when they aren’t working

xkcd: AI in a nutshell

!rant

Last week I finished what I thought to be unpaid work experience working in IT (more like programming), at the end of it I had a meeting with the boss who offered me paid work next summer and also gifted me a £150 amazon voucher for the work I did.

I sold my XBOX (ew the unproductivity) and use the voucher to buy a Mac Mini. Going from Windows, Mac OS X is significantly better, I prefer bash to power-sh*t.

TLDR; I worked for 5 weeks and got a Mac

How to update a react native project:
1. Run react-native-git-upgrade
2. Notice that your project dependencies are mucked up
3. Try to fix node modules and the build process
4. Find out the moon landing was a hoax, wait what?!
5. Use react-native-init to create a new (working) project
6. Copy code files and dependencies to new project
7. Wait for new version :)