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Every Indian dude on forums:
Hi I installed Kali Linux can you teach me to hack websites?

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  • 15
    Send them a link to https://null-byte.wonderhowto.com

    Or well.. First hit on Google, querying "hacking {target platform} with kali"

    If that's too hard, tell them to use Armitage to fire hail Mary at 127.0.0.1 :p
  • 20
    Yeah, 127.0.0.1 is the secret server of NSA
  • 2
    Not me 😐😐😐
  • 11
    Better than asking US to hack gf's Facebook account... -.-
  • 6
    Or try sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root , enter your password and close your eyes for a minute. You can thank me later.
  • 1
    @firefish
    Oh Thanks
  • 4
    @Linux not for you. This is only for true hackers
  • 1
    @firefish if you want to be destructive boot live, mount your disks and use dd to write /dev/null (or urandom) to your disks.

    It'll rip a void from the nulls or in other bullshit, open a black hole portal to your targets systems.

    On second thought, just booting dban and letting it do its thing might be easier.
  • 2
    @firefish
    What do you mean? This works pe-----
  • 2
    @Linux? @Linux?! Medic! We got a CΜΆoΜΆrΜΆeΜΆ kernel failure here!
  • 3
    wow! what a generalization :/
  • 0
    @lotd hey how did ~do~ that ?
  • 0
    I came here seeing 'every' in the first line, that's just vague right?@jschmold
  • 0
    @sam9669 strike through :p
  • 1
    Note to all, ofcourse not every Indian so this.
  • 3
    This is how you trigger Indian!
  • 1
    For some odd reason my mind decided to play Dr. Bombay - taxi on repeat while giving me a desire for eating rice & curry.

    Oh well, could be worse.
  • 1
    @jschmold 1 4lw4ys 4$k G00gle f0r 3rr0r c0d3s & n0t th3 wh0l3 qu3$ti0n 1t$3lf
  • 0
    @elonmusk
    I love to trigger people, propably bacuse I am the oldest kid in my family - always pissed off my siblings. Fun times
  • 1
    @jschmold you think India has huge amount of devs, and they just want a solution rather than go step step by step to the solution in a logical manner, fine. But that huge number comes because the population is also huge, so the unusual generalization across social media
  • 3
    @jschmold what my point is canadian's fail to see some valid point in a comment on forum's
  • 2
    @Linux this may lead to WW3 πŸ˜‚
  • 1
    @elonmusk
    Yeah, it is because everyone that is named Jonathan is quite stubborn
  • 2
    @Linux πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 0
    @jschmold
    Yeah, I am quite stubborn ^^
  • 0
    @jschmold
    Yeah, your profile told me ;)
  • 0
    @jschmold
    😘
  • 3
    @jschmold well if you generalize every Indian on your certain observations, then please mention the "Rakesh's" specifically in one comment, I'm not rakesh nor is my English bad
  • 1
    @jschmold IDGAF ABOUT YPUR NATIONALITY EITHER
  • 1
    @jschmold I also had one for Canadians - welcoming and kind, but this is not criticising, got me ?
  • 1
    @jschmold fine, some people are hard to understand, have whatever faiths you want to believe in. I won't budge.
  • 0
    Canada vs India? If you really want to fight, hack each others computers using Kali Linux. πŸ˜‚
  • 0
    @firefish
    No, you got it all wrong.
    The indian dude uses Kali, the canadian is to nice to say anything
  • 1
    Not every Indian dude, but hey, take ++ anyway
  • 1
    Not everyone. Maybe Satya Nadella and Sundar Pichai
  • 1
    I used to be like that in the beginning

    but now I know the shit I am doing

    PS I am from India too! no offence taken
  • 1
    @dhanvi
    I was too ^^
    But I have learned alot, and realized that I dont know much
  • 2
    Guys, how can i hack @dfox 's account? πŸ€”
  • 2
    @TilkiBey you have to first install kali linux πŸ˜‚
  • 1
    @dhanvi send me link, my friend 😁
  • 2
    @TilkiBey @dhanvi

    Yeah and then you can hack
  • 1
    @TilkiBey sure just run rm -rf on your linux machine it will download kali and install it for you πŸ˜‚
  • 2
    Hehe, very ironic but i just find this at my gallery 😁
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