Every Indian dude on forums:
Hi I installed Kali Linux can you teach me to hack websites?

Send them a link to https://null-byte.wonderhowto.com

Or well.. First hit on Google, querying "hacking {target platform} with kali"

If that's too hard, tell them to use Armitage to fire hail Mary at 127.0.0.1 :p

Yeah, 127.0.0.1 is the secret server of NSA

Not me 😐😐😐

Better than asking US to hack gf's Facebook account... -.-

Or try sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root , enter your password and close your eyes for a minute. You can thank me later.

@firefish
Oh Thanks

@Linux not for you. This is only for true hackers

@firefish if you want to be destructive boot live, mount your disks and use dd to write /dev/null (or urandom) to your disks.

It'll rip a void from the nulls or in other bullshit, open a black hole portal to your targets systems.

On second thought, just booting dban and letting it do its thing might be easier.

@firefish
What do you mean? This works pe-----

@Linux? @Linux?! Medic! We got a C̶o̶r̶e̶ kernel failure here!

wow! what a generalization :/

@lotd hey how did ~do~ that ?

I came here seeing 'every' in the first line, that's just vague right?@jschmold

@sam9669 strike through :p

Note to all, ofcourse not every Indian so this.

This is how you trigger Indian!

For some odd reason my mind decided to play Dr. Bombay - taxi on repeat while giving me a desire for eating rice & curry.

Oh well, could be worse.

@jschmold 1 4lw4ys 4$k G00gle f0r 3rr0r c0d3s & n0t th3 wh0l3 qu3$ti0n 1t$3lf

@elonmusk
I love to trigger people, propably bacuse I am the oldest kid in my family - always pissed off my siblings. Fun times

@jschmold you think India has huge amount of devs, and they just want a solution rather than go step step by step to the solution in a logical manner, fine. But that huge number comes because the population is also huge, so the unusual generalization across social media

@jschmold what my point is canadian's fail to see some valid point in a comment on forum's

@Linux this may lead to WW3 😂

@elonmusk
Yeah, it is because everyone that is named Jonathan is quite stubborn

@Linux 😂😂

@jschmold
Yeah, I am quite stubborn ^^

@jschmold
Yeah, your profile told me ;)

@jschmold
😘

@jschmold well if you generalize every Indian on your certain observations, then please mention the "Rakesh's" specifically in one comment, I'm not rakesh nor is my English bad

@jschmold IDGAF ABOUT YPUR NATIONALITY EITHER

@jschmold I also had one for Canadians - welcoming and kind, but this is not criticising, got me ?

@jschmold fine, some people are hard to understand, have whatever faiths you want to believe in. I won't budge.

Canada vs India? If you really want to fight, hack each others computers using Kali Linux. 😂

@firefish
No, you got it all wrong.
The indian dude uses Kali, the canadian is to nice to say anything

Not every Indian dude, but hey, take ++ anyway

Not everyone. Maybe Satya Nadella and Sundar Pichai

I used to be like that in the beginning

but now I know the shit I am doing

PS I am from India too! no offence taken

@dhanvi
I was too ^^
But I have learned alot, and realized that I dont know much

Guys, how can i hack @dfox 's account? 🤔

@TilkiBey you have to first install kali linux 😂

@dhanvi send me link, my friend 😁

@TilkiBey @dhanvi

Yeah and then you can hack

@TilkiBey sure just run rm -rf on your linux machine it will download kali and install it for you 😂

Hehe, very ironic but i just find this at my gallery 😁